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[challenge entry] Say 'bleeeuuurrggghhh!'

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:59, archived)
# is he a nonce too?
Daily Mail are running with "John Peel got me pregnant at 16 says girl who was once 15 years old" today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Pffft.
Reminds me of the Brass Eye "is it okay to sleep with this 14 year old girl, now that she's 25?"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:03, archived)
# "WHY DON'T YOU FANCY MY SON?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:06, archived)
# He's..he's not my type
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I believe it was
Can I sleep with this three year old girl now that shes twenty one?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I knew I shouldn't have used quote marks
when I was only guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
# debate time. Which is worse...
A 60 year old bloke with a 15 year old girlfriend who waits until the morning of her 16th birthday to have sex with her. They've known each other for a week. She has low self worth and lost her virginity at 12. He has spent 30 years of his life in prison for various serious offences

A boy has sex with his girlfriend on his 16th birthday. She is not 16 until the following day. They've been going out for 4 years and have not had any sexual contact with each other or anyone else until this day. They are very much in love.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I might have to think long and hard about these two 15 year old girls.
...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:50, archived)
# they are twin sisters if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
# and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Oh shit I've just remembered, nobody's allowed to make jokes on the internet any more in case someone reads it and takes it seriously :(
*deletes internet*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# it depends
does this 60 year old man have a position of influence over the girl, if so then there is a specific law in place that makes it illegal if she is under 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:01, archived)
# no. Just a friend of her grandad's
the sex was her idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# i bet it was a bit like trying to play snooker with a bit of string.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Didn't he also marry a 15 year old in America?
I believe it was perfectly legal wherever he did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Yep, he did and it was.
Elvis Presley did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:20, archived)
# yep, although he always said something confusing about both the girl and her parents lied about her age
now does that mean he thought she was 16, or that she was even younger?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Mike Myers used to be on the Wide Awake Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:07, archived)
# no way !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Way!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 12 Oct 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:07, archived)
# show me where the man in the colourful clothes touched you
www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/mikemyers.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:21, archived)