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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:56, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:02, archived)
# *signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# oh yes....
*votes* for that last one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)
# I totally read it to the "Stupid Deaths" theme from Horrible Histories
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:53, archived)
# they're funny coz they're true!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:10, archived)
# KITTENS ARE UNISEX !
Nice implied sexism there.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:54, archived)
# That's too well worded to be a pastiche of stereotypical women on the internet
It should be along the lines of

"KITTIE'S!!!!!!!!!eeryone luvs kittens lol they r 2 cute!!!!!!!!!!!! draw a kiten using ur computer plz howeva u do that........!!?!?!?!?!?!! lolxxxxx......................................."

(im not being massively condescending and sexist - its what ive pieced together from some female friends on facebook, and general ladytalk on some like pages for things that are all lady-ish)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# have you considered
whether you might just have poor taste in friends?!?! ^-^ LOLxxxx


;')
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] but to be fair to you
light edit: i made this 'if b3ta were populated by ladies' thing in response to this www.b3ta.com/board/10935174 coz i laughed my socks off...
but it came out sounding a bit whingey even for my tastes. couldn't imagine what this place would be like without :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Ew, I clicked on that link.
The baby has got a point though, if he keeps sucking long enough it will work.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Ah, the old: "I'm not being sexist, but...."
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:20, archived)
# ah-haa!!
...but surely you would have more unread messages
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:45, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:47, archived)
# YaY Kittens
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Anyone on dial-up watching this?
I have a version for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 7:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:49, archived)