Olde QOTW Vote TymeThree depressing subjects and Floof:
1) Break-up stories - 'I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera.'
2) Crushed - 'Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with? And if you did, did you get horribly rejected? Tell us all so we can point and laugh.' via Smale
3) Lurid work stories - 'I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service, and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet.
Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality. That was one of his milder ones.' via Juan Quar
(Mod Note: By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it)
4) Floof again - 'Let's have some floof. Stories of your beloved pet, or any warm and fuzzy or funny animal encounters.' via Monkee girl
Vote Here ----vvv
OK - Lurid stories it is...
(1) Break-up stories - 'I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera.'
2) Crushed - 'Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with? And if you did, did you get horribly rejected? Tell us all so we can point and laugh.' via Smale
3) Lurid work stories - 'I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service, and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet.
Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality. That was one of his milder ones.' via Juan Quar
(Mod Note: By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it)
4) Floof again - 'Let's have some floof. Stories of your beloved pet, or any warm and fuzzy or funny animal encounters.' via Monkee girl
Vote Here ----vvv
OK - Lurid stories it is...
chthonic,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:47,
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And yet again, 'what's the biggest thing you've ever shoved up your arse' loses out.
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 15:54,
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Adult badger, kitchen table and some assorted logs
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:04,
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one of these days, AB, one of these days
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:16,
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My old boss used to be an Environmental Health Officer in Glasgow.Had some proper stomach-churners.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:00,
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Could we please keep break-up stories back for a few more weeks, until Hartley Hare's wife has found out about his affair?
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:00,
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No, damnit. Let's expose him. Here's the sex-tape:
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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