Hooray for a good old-fashioned newsmash!edit/ looks like I haven't done one in nearly 5 years, but the last one was indeed about wanking (and poor old George)
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44,
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was the mechanical wanking spanner a precursor to the fleshlight?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08,
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yes for bbc newsmash's! nice onehave my proudest one from maybe 5 years ago too :)
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Thu 1 May 2014, 15:00,
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ahah. ahahahahah.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 May 2014, 15:10,
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