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# Don't you know smoking is bad for you?
(Cruising Capacity, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 15:47, archived)
# i used to smoke
but now I don't carrot too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Smoking is coooool M'kay
Comp it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Enter a non-smoking picture into a smoking compo?
Anathema! Here, I'll compo this (very) old Paint drawing.


Click for bigger (109 kb)
(Cruising Capacity, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah ok I knew that!
That's cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:21, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
# maybe so, but i don't carrot all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:04, archived)
# you love it, you slag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:08, archived)
# You should be carrotted for that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
# judging by the pic up there^
i'd rather be legumed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Jonah Falcon variety, for heavy spring cropping.
Difficult to beet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:32, archived)
# More puns like that
...and you'll turnip on a riverbank
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:40, archived)
# pff
ffs! my cousin's just put a pic on fb, hert boyfriend proposed 20 minutes ago and the ring is already on show. she's a whingeing cunt with a head like a half-sucked lollipop, how the fuck did she get someone to propose???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:42, archived)
# hahah
but in answer to your question, I don't know.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:53, archived)
# Good technique {;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
# That pun is pure gold :D
24-carrot gold
(Cruising Capacity, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:56, archived)
# I was wondering why we don't call carrots oranges seeing as we had the veg before the fruit
The internets tells me "Before the late 15th century, the colour orange existed in Europe, but without the name; it was simply called yellow-red"
I think this is obvsly bollocks because we don't call carrots yellow-reds, shirley we'd have called the colour 'carrot'
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 16:55, archived)
# as carrots were originally purple, your argument is invalid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Too clever Smash my brains borked
"Carrots Used to Be Purple Before the 17th Century"
That's 200 years after oranges were introduced, even so we must've had a better name for orange than 'yellow-red'
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:11, archived)
# doubtful
a great deal of our words were germanic and nobody has a clear idea even to this day where the word dog comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Argh don't start on dogs now!
I think I need a lie down :S
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:22, archived)
# my brain is a massive repository for useless trivia, tat and utter shit.
no idea how i know all this stuff, i just do :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha argument over, a knockout punch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Haha 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 12:32, archived)