i'm hungry as hell,haven't eaten anything today,
anybody have a sugestion on some kind of food that takes about 5 minutes to do?
(Pjotr, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

not
poodle
( vulga Founding member of Team Bumrape™, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

Boil your own head.

( Baz Fuck off, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

I'm not sure
that five minutes would be enough?
( barnesy, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

You want it al dente though

( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

delia suggests:
3 minutes for al dente 5 for hard boiled...
she also suggestions serving on a bed of spicy brains.
( popt_art, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

ingest yourself!
..
( lazygamer gazywazygazygaygay :(, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

many a true word spoken:
Ingest.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)

Thread noodles
Throw them on the floor once you've cooked them and then you'll know how we feel.
( Matazone is smart as paint, in the pirate sense of things., Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

.
best reply ever
( atomboy, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

5 eggs
and some toast
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

your jizz

( dutchbird, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

yay!
How stereotypically kinky.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

Is it Friday already?

( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

hah
i went to brixham last month.

fucking seagulls (+ trolls)
( lazygamer gazywazygazygaygay :(, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

Make that
a competition entry!
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)

should i hide something in the text?

(Pjotr, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

A spelling mistake
or two? ;)
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

shoot some smack
then you really won't care for a couple of hours
(dognutz, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

I once got it on with a nice beef casserole
I was able to "do it" within 5 minutes. The casserole was clearly unimpressed.
(Kimbo, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

pork pies and muffins
take seconds to move from shelf in Tesco to basket and seconds to remove from fridge and stuff whole into face. MMMMMmmm...
( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

Guiness.
what? it's nutritious
( Red wine and cheese., Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)