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[challenge entry] Morning

Thought of a few of these over the weekend. But don't worry, I've forgotten them all...

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
I don't know why, but that just looks incredibly funny!

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# double the
fecklessness.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# nice
'tasch.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Hello Thor
You remind me of cunting wretch mucus.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# you haven't been getting laid of recent then?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# me ?
I'm on a 3 year cycle. Currently I am in the waiting stage and have about 2 years to wait.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# might i suggest
wendy at the B&Q carpark, while you are waiting.

£10 all in.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# all in
as in bollocks and all? thats one big fanny
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# i take it you never met wendy then
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# wizard-sleeve wendy?
yeah, she's my dad
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I never pay
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you'd spend more then that on buying drink
in the slim hope that someone would go home with you at the end of the night.

i say cut out the middle man and cut straight to the chase.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# and straight to the disease
and conscience killing scenario
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Is that
expensive or am I completely out of touch with reality?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Yay
That's inspired!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Morning mate,
splendid, that is, that is.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)