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[challenge entry] Thierry Henry VIII

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(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Woo!
And yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# annoying quick thread jack...
How do you spell "thank you" in German? Dankeschoen? Dankeshen? Stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# danke
is all you need
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# or
bitte
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yeah?
but I want the longer form. I want to write "wankershen" but for it to look more german.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# i just typed
danke schoen

into google translate:

'thanks beautifully'

danke schon
'thanks already'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That's the literal translation
but it basically just means thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah, that'll do.
You can replace the ö with oe if you want.

Edit: schon and schön are different words.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# heh
'thank you wanker'

becomes
'dankewanker'

tea/monitor interface
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# wanker in german
is "wichser" (which means to wax, I think). It's not used that commonly, so I was glad to introduce it when I lived there.

"du bloede scheisse penne" is good too - literally "you stupid shitty tramp"
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# *makes notes*
ta for the wisdom, google translate is just a big pile of poo anyhow, i should have used av babelfish
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# danke schon
but the o should have ummelauts
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I think
it is danke schone.

With the umlaut thingies over the o.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# it has an umlaut I think
you could just say Danke or vielen dank
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# veilen dank
is dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# it works in germany
and google translate as well

vielen dank
'thank you'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# no,
it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I'm sure I've heard it used
in germany, but it may well be a regional variant...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
#
vielen is German for many.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yeah but a literal translation doesn't always make sense
I got funny looks for "nein danke" - I was literally translating "no thanks" but as a phrase it didn't make sense to the people I was talking to...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# that may be...
...but it's German as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
#
danke schön.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ^
What he said
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# german spelling
if you need to write german words without accents, put a letter 'e' after the letter with the dots over.

i.e. schoen.

bloody germans.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Surely, it's
THANK YOU

?
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I pity whoever is judging this weeks challenge
There's 74 pages so far. Its only Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I know.
Some good stuff in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# And plenty that completely missed the point, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# i'd say there
is about 5 pages of 'literally correct' posts out of all of them
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# absolutely
Like my stuff that is shoehorned into the compo.

I mean- Is it literally conjoined?
Or just a crossbreed celeb?
Or is it all to do with the name?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ah screw it
lets just make it the largest compo so far
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# IMHO
it's a combination of:
1. A funny name
2. Good shopping
3. Something additional that makes it hummus-worthy.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)