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[challenge entry] Tom and Jerry
Couldn't Resist

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(LimeyGooseLucas, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# !(freddy wasting) but,...
just dropped an 83p label in my can o'fosters, any ideas how to get it out!
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Thats a jack not a waste
(smoglane!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# 'pologies
.
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Drink the fosters
crush the can
tear it open

OR

Forget it, its just a label
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Drink it
then spit it out.....

Or take the top off the can with a can opener and use it like a beaker!
(Kwazy Wabbit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Wait for it
to hit, then spit. Gotcha.
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Was the fact that it
was 83p relevant - or coul;d it be any price tag?
(Kwazy Wabbit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Price tag
it was.
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Is it worth me
asking why you dropped it in there in the first place?
(Kwazy Wabbit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Wasn't on purpose
After several cans the joy of playing with a sticky label takes over.
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Why do you want it out?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# It's a foriegn body
in an otherwise perfect can of lager.
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# And?
It's not toxic, it won't kill you. Just drink the lager you great ponce.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Sanity...
thankyou.
(T!LT3D, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Pour the beer into a glass
then fish out the label.

Drinking from cans makes beer taste awful, and go flat before the end.

Mind you, Fosters?.............
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# pre-flattened
(vork and burlap, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it's not worth 83p you know...
just drink the fucking thing
(vork and burlap, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# pour the can
into a glass, the lable will either come out with the liquid of stick to the inside of the can
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# drink the
remainder of the can through a tea strainer, or just pour it into a glass...
(I helped save b3ta! thethingfromanotherworld, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# soup perb
i like
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)