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[challenge entry] and again
sorry

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(treeface, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
#
Nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yay for Jim!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ha ha.
Jim Robinson era of neighbours rocked!

Daphne was a hotty!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Jane
was the girl for me. I would have like to have worn her like a nosebag I can tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# oh yes
with or without the specs
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# it's easier without glasses
you can...oh, i see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# its also safer you know.
prevents the irritating stinging that is spunk in the eyes.

Im considerate, and make Mrs Riv wear goggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Im with you on that one.
She was possibly the subject of one of my first hand shandies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# With to start...
...but when I am taking her roughly from behind they would fall off and her hair would tumble down. Then afterwards I would smoke a cigarette and she would do a little dance in honour of my sexual prowess whilst Charlene looked on with a jealous tear in her eye....

I have thought way to much about this.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Mmmmmkay.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# you have
though I remember todd and his mate's girlfriend to be rather on the hot side, much like steph
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
# phoebe was a munter.
and his next beau, cody, reminded me of Zippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Daphne was wearig tights whilst giving birth, though
That's impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# and
she appeared to be in nopain, and thebaby came out clean.

Think i am going to try wearing tights when I have a baby.
(Flower has a new job!, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# A friend of mine recently had a baby.
Instead of lying on her back, she crawled around on all fours. Labour was less than an hour, no pain, no stitches. (Not bad for a tiny 21 year old.)

Ladies, you have been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Mrs SB
Tried a number of positions including the birthing chair. None worked and the sicklet ended up being surgically extracted.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# You're so caring for a Doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# that I am.
Just trying to keep the average twat tightness as high as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Just so long as you're not being selfish then.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:11, archived)
# selfless and altruistic me.
Also a sexual philanthropist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Not to manetion a generous donator to
Small Handed Charities.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:17, archived)
# indeed
this lying on the back business, is all wrong, not a natural position at all

let gravity do the work
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# correct.
Ladies, gravity is your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I was going to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:10, archived)
# are you sure
that wasn't the conception?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Its because all
the impurities were filtered out.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# :D Hahaha
*wahh*
*boing*
*wahh*
*boing*
*wahh*
*boing*
*wahh*
*boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Like a tea strainer
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Jim Robinson is ace
he was in 24 and Star Trek Nemesis. He's a star now.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)