I was a deprived child when it came to pets.But I do know a murderous three year old, called Rhianna...
First she decided to feed the fish. With an entire box of fish food. The fish all died and the tank and pump took ages to clean. The fish food is now kept on a very high shelf.
Secondly, she managed to work out how to open doors with round doorknobs, without her mum's knowledge. One day while she was meant to be having her nap, Rhianna used her new skill to gain entry to her big sister's room. She then proceeded to liberate the mouse from its cage.
Being a bright kid, she was aware that mice were meant to go 'squeak!' But this one didn't. So she squeezed it. Repeatedly. Her mum came up the stairs to see what was going on just as Rhianna threw the evidently broken mouse down the stairs, babbling about how the squeak wasn't working.
(First she decided to feed the fish. With an entire box of fish food. The fish all died and the tank and pump took ages to clean. The fish food is now kept on a very high shelf.
Secondly, she managed to work out how to open doors with round doorknobs, without her mum's knowledge. One day while she was meant to be having her nap, Rhianna used her new skill to gain entry to her big sister's room. She then proceeded to liberate the mouse from its cage.
Being a bright kid, she was aware that mice were meant to go 'squeak!' But this one didn't. So she squeezed it. Repeatedly. Her mum came up the stairs to see what was going on just as Rhianna threw the evidently broken mouse down the stairs, babbling about how the squeak wasn't working.
Batsgirl,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:04,
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blimey. the kid needs therapyMy brother killed our fish by arranging a battle scene in the tank with toy soldiers. Lead toy soldiers. The fish died of lead poisoning.
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rob,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:06,
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hahahhaI killed our fish by mistaking pepper for fish food.
Easy mistake to make.
(Easy mistake to make.
Razor What the fuck - a sig?,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:08,
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that reminds meI once had tadpoles, and apparently decided the jar they were in was dirty, so put some bubble bath in there....
( barnesy,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:11,
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no,It doesn't end well at all. Go with your first guess!
( barnesy,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:17,
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i found some little frogsin the woods and took them into school in a vitalite tub with some wet mud. Teacher was very pleased. Then, at the end of the day I put them in my bag. Walking home, Kevin Daska was pissing me off, so I hit him. With my bag. Whoops.
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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 22:14,
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how deeply terrifying.my sister (rhiannon!) performed similar acts of unknowing animal torture when she was young!
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sunny_jimbob,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:06,
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A friend of mine's sondecided to help clean the fish tank. So he put several washing liquid capsules in it.
They were very clean
(They were very clean
butchbint,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:07,
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i had a cousin who decided to give his kittens a bath...filled the bath up with hot water (plus boiling water from the kettle) and chucked the cats in.
he's not allowed pets again.
needless to say, he had the last laugh.
(he's not allowed pets again.
needless to say, he had the last laugh.
mattl has moved to boston,
Thu 16 Oct 2003, 11:45,
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