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[challenge entry] Hey stop looking at my pecker!
Do you think he will get RSI?


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(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# woah.
quite the username, that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I'm waiting
for it to change to 'a lonely stranger talked to me today' nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I scrolled past that
and was sure it read, ' I looked at my pecker and thought of this'

I do need help
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Great pic
even better username
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i miss smoking
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# mmmm.....
sweeeeet nicotine.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ´wyd ya give up?
????????????
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# cashflow problems

i'll start again one day - don't you worry
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# and then you'll die.
mm yup.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# they may knock 10 years off my life

but i'd rather be dead than spend those 10 years in a retirement home wallowing in my own piss.
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# oh, you'll spend the 10 years wallowing in your own piss, alright.
it just won't be in a retirement home.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# have you not tried the
ponce a fag off a stranger method of nicotine addiction funding
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Then just smoke.
Smoking is big, hard, clever, and damn sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i thought you'd
given up?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I did.
And it sucked big donkeys cocks. I now smoke twice as much.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# my brain originally registered that as:
And it sucked big donkey cocks. I now suck twice as much.

(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# we got hundred
of free cigarettes last week, so everything is fag-tastic at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# my neighbour was an air hostess and i got lots of cheap cigs
she was sacked at the start of october



not spoke to her since
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# she might still
have a few knocking about...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# no
she will have smoked them all herself


heartless mare
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# TARMUNGOUS!
Smoke 20 for me, immidiately. All at once.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# emphesyme-tabulous!
will do!

they're cunting marlboro lights though, so i'm smoking twice as much as usual anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# you never gave me the cash
for them 20 i bought on the way to yours last week

i demand 20 returned to me
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# fight!
fight! fight!

(no pulling hair)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# How about pulling MULLETS?
Can I pull his MULLET?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# get to
fuck
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# don't encourage him
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# go on moore!
yank the mullet!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# i know where you live
and have no qualms about defecating in living rooms
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# we'd have to
let you in again first...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# with my wit and charm?
not a problem
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Which reminds me....
..how is Pecker?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# mundaneness
but i don't think that is a word either. oh wait, it is. as is mundanity. neither sound right when you say them though
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# nice bird btw
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# *slap*
(This is so last year)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# *pummel*
yes it is rather
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# *plenitentiary*
bet you never saw that coming
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# go dan! go dan!
go dan!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# you're confusing me.
who are you cheering?


*sneakily elbows milkman in the knackers*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# oh, i was cheering you both.
i just like to see a little healthy violence about the place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Dan on Dan action
people think we're brothers sometimes. That's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# no it isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Hahaha
depends on your point of view
(and haircut)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# You hit me in the horse recycling plant!
you cad. time out.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# *sips weak lemon drink*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hehe...
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Fabby
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I like that.
I'll bet he's quite good at whistling at the ladies too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)