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# a new ceefax feature
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahahahah
i want!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Yay!
I'd use that
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I need those
for the kids right now!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Brilli
Ant!
(Bob Hopelessness, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# woo yay arf
snart pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# That would rule so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Woo!
Mode 7 graphic tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Copyright it!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(icedragon, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha
teletextastic
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Is it my
(drug addled) imagination or is Paxman interviewing two Michael Howerds..?

Woo fucking yay!

I used to know someone who typed subtitles for the Beeb.*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
#
*This anecdote contains zero interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I know someone who does it for some channel
i forget which, he usually ends up doing sports and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Did he ever turn the sound off and write his own words instead?
"Yes Jeremy, one could certainly describe me as a slimy dishonest little arsebucket"
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# You have to wonder sometimes...
...I was watching a crappy old four-hour long black and white b-movie on daytime TV once and the subtitles started mucking about and putting completely random words in sentences.

But then have you ever seen the baked bean scene in Blazing Saddles with 888 subtitles on? Much hilarity ensues.
(Ash Oops, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)
# in a previous life
I put the tapes in for the programmes and loaded the subtitles - they're a bugger to re-sync if they go astray... it's like 5D chess
(Scary, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Blinking Bloody Blimmin Hell
You are too blasted good at this malarky.

Woo, Yay, Houpla and definitely Panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# luvverly stuff
wyh !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# WHY ISN'T THIS REAL?!
I want it nooooooooooooooowww!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# blimey
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# i have a theory that monkeon isn't one man
but the name of a collective

(that's fantastic)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# hmmm
that would actually explain it really

How about Slim?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# heh
We are Monkeon. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# That is wonderful,
truly inspired.

I so want that to be real :)
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Whahey
too bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# excessive WOOOOOOOness
to you!
(Screwpot, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)
# That is most amazingly woo.
with a tub of yay
and, yes you can have a double helping of houpla
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# smashing
love the Gambaccini game too
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# it should be pointed out here
that 889 brings the Welsh subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# so it's the perfect number
to be replaced with an useful service then! :OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# that is
most woo-some
(I helped save b3ta! uberphil, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# That is
A8 lut ey Fan&a ti!
(That's how teletext looks in my area anyway)

wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sat 29 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# can i
borrow your brain sometime?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 30 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)