No hope for us then

a nice bit of festive rubbish image making for all b3tans

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(1, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)

what a
cranberry santa is
(@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 10:59, archived)

Oh well
no presents for us.. the only question now is whether we're going to hell
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:00, archived)

That was in the small print
when you got your username...

"By joining B3ta, you are signing your soul and all other worldly possessions to the Devil and his evil pixies, and will go straight to Hell without passing go and collecting £200"
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:02, archived)

Sounds
perfectly reasonable
(@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:03, archived)

*checks contract*
Bastards!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)

it's true
I remember when I had to go a couple of weeks without home internet access, and the library and college computers (a)wouldn't show b3ta and (b) would have been far too slow anyway.

Until that two weeks, I always swore I'd never be so dependent on the internet that I'd go to an internet cafe...
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:07, archived)

hehehe
TJ:
does anyone know why some of the animations arent working on the home page?
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:03, archived)

Lack of elves
with keys to wind them up

It is Christmas after all and even elves need days off
(@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)

I always thought
that for when one's computer or internet connection is being slow, you should be able to attach a hand-crank or even pedals to speed it up a bit...
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:08, archived)

It's
got to be worth a go surely
(@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:09, archived)

Maybe
shovel some coal into the back of your modem?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)

or
petrol in the Cd-rom
(@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)

I
Feed mine bananas
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)

tee hee hee
raised a chuckle did that :)
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 11:04, archived)