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# WOO! WOO! (that's the noise steam engines make) strange but true
I heard on the noos yesterday about this 'citizenship ceremony' from now on, any immigrants that become british citizens have to attend this ceremony where they sing the national anthem and pledge allegience to the queen
WTF?
I've never done either of those things im my life, am I going to get deported?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# I reckon so
as we speak, I'm being loaded into a van and driven to an airport
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Off to Camp Xray with you
bloody terrorists/foreigners/immigrants!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# yes
and you will be sent to a violent sex offender prision where you will be anally raped 12 times an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Huh...
Promises, promises
(ReLiC, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Wouldn't you like to be ?
I mean, an opportunity to get out of this pit of a country. For free.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Good point
I would quite like to see china, or kenya
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Forget
Norway.
(tomsk, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# we're all fucked then
I'll bet the Queen doesn't know the national anthem, either. She never has to sing it. She just cups her hand to her ear and says, "they're playing my tune"
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# she just goes
god save me im gracious
god save me im noble
god save me im the queen
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# do they
get a woggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# wiggle your woggle
aren't we supposed to call the "west indianles" nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)