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# looks like he's just woke up
and found his tinkle in a place no tinkle should go
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:12, archived)
# The cutlery drawer?
I hate when that happens.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:14, archived)
# i was thinking more along the lines
of vanessa feltz
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Well,
where else would I keep my cutlery?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# true
i've heard its vast.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Alanis
Morissette? She was always bloody whingeing.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Well, she does have 10,000 spoons,
but apparently no knives at all.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# what poor cutlery management
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Isn't it moronic?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:22, archived)
# dont you
think?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# a little too ironic?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:23, archived)
# It's like raa -eeeeeeeee- aiiiiiin
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# No, it's really not.
Rain on your wedding day, is what you get for not having your wedding in the middle of the desert.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# or Las Vegas.
oh, wait....
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# She is from Canada,
producers of such fine singers as Celine Dion and Bryan Adams. She needs something special to stand out.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:24, archived)
# And Nelly Furtado
don't forget to blame Canada for her too
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Isn't she partly Portugeuese?
And Indian? And about 34 other nationalities?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I don't know,
either way, she'd get it.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# I quite like nelly
furtado.

what?

why are you all looking at me like that?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# *backs away*
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# I have one of her CD's.
Somewhere
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Cheekbones you could cut glass with.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30, archived)
# perhaps she
needs more pies. Mmmmmm pies.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:40, archived)
# she's a
mongrel
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
# To be fair, though
Canada also gave us loads of great comedians
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# and of course,
board favourite avril lavigne, or as she could be known 'morissette TNG'
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# She should be hit with a spade.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Thanks. I'd managed to exsponge her
from my memory until you said that :(
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:30, archived)
# or your own
mother
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Arse
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# hello luv,
finished the bathroom?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Aye, it's done.
Bought me a microphone too. I must get a shower at some point as it's 4:20pm!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:19, archived)
# are you going to stream
the recording live via shoutcast?! :)
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:26, archived)
# What's shoutcast?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:27, archived)
# internet radio :)
'workboresme's shower, live in all major continents!'
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:29, archived)
# *fellmeister walking into unchartered territory*
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:18, archived)
# you said places where it shouldn't go
i just said what everyone else was thinking
(, Sun 8 Feb 2004, 0:21, archived)