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[challenge entry] Drive By Toasters



It was late, and it was Banana milkshakes all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:02, archived)
# The subject line
conjured up strange images of fat Americans buying toast from the comfort of their cars.
I've seen drive thru mattress stores, so I could believe it...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:04, archived)
# I watched an
American couple block a whole footpath earlier this summer...
(I helped save b3ta! fuzzbucket, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:06, archived)
# i was in my favourite bar last night
and it was full of twattish american sailors. bastards. the most impolite and arrogant people ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:11, archived)
# At least
we view a toothbrush as more than a novelty item ;-)
(BakeSnake, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:33, archived)
# i take off my bowler hat to that
sweeping generalization, perpetuated by one of america's most talented people, mike myers.


i know, i know, but all the best americans are canadian
(doltage, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:53, archived)
# I've had that self same discussion
with a Canadian admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 18:09, archived)
# huzzah

and with that i bid you fond farewell. i'm off to beach myself in cornwall for a week, then term starts again and the youth of today will be draining my powers of hummus. I won't have time to be around here much

unless i'm about to realise the power of addiction...


;o)
(sye, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:16, archived)
# Please
bring back the wig.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:24, archived)
# bye
sye
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:31, archived)