It'll never catch on, tastes like shit....


From the One Million Years BC challenge. See all 346 entries (closed)

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:02, archived)

Hehehehe

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:03, archived)

hmm, does this class as NSFW?

( 95778132, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:04, archived)

probably but i'm not at work...

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)

Depends Where you work...
You may be pushing it if you work at a monkey sanctury
( Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)

Or
Macdonalds
( Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)

or a penis enlargement clinic

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)

I laughed
But I don't know why, think it's because you said penis
( Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:07, archived)

*snigger*
we both just said penis
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)

both those jobs
seem quite similar to me
( barnesy, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)

theres more brain cells at the monkey sanctuary

( 95778132, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)

More meat aswell
I guess.
( Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)

And better
hygiene
( Kolonel, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)

Well,
the monkeys are actually going somewhere in life.
(puppies eating brains, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)

Especially
With Norks like that
( Ironic Mullet, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:10, archived)

Alright, that made my day.
Woo to you, kind sir!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:19, archived)

I think I was served by a monkey at mcdonalds once.
his name was melvin, he had no stars, and he tried to put 4 soft drinks in a paper bag to take away. The tit.
( sadmike, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:12, archived)

Maybe we met the same monkey.
Before I turned vegetarian, I once ordered "a hamburger, please" at McDonald's. They gave me a piece of meat in a bun, with nothing on it.
(puppies eating brains, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:15, archived)

Hahaha
Robinsons Blackcurrant + Monitor = Mess
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 7 May 2004, 15:16, archived)

blimey
I wouldn't have though it did. No more NSFW than slacking on the internet all day anyway!
( barnesy, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)

mmmmmmm monkey norks
*fwap*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)

monkeys don't have norks to speak of
(sad but true)
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)

That is sad.
poor monkeys :(
( sadmike, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:10, archived)

No
if a boss glanced at it. they'd just think "oh, monkeys!", not "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)

to be honest
I'm not sure which I'd worry about more
my minions browsing porn
or monkey pictures
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:07, archived)

It's well known nobody can resist
the irrepressiable power of monkey
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)

I laughed extremely loud at that comment
not sure why, but thanks for the laughter, I feel all happy now

/1hr50mins til the weekend
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 7 May 2004, 15:11, archived)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
thank you for making my day with that mental image of a boss shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Fri 14 May 2004, 16:53, archived)

I can see his winkle!
Hoorah!
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)

Woo! Is that a
McArchaeopteryx Nuggets Meal ?
(Idid, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)

um...i would...


...someone had to say it...
( 95778132, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:13, archived)

I would.
Oooh, mindpiss.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:20, archived)