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[challenge entry] It'll never catch on, tastes like shit....

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(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:03, archived)
# hmm, does this class as NSFW?
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# probably but i'm not at work...
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Depends Where you work...
You may be pushing it if you work at a monkey sanctury
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Or
Macdonalds
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# or a penis enlargement clinic
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I laughed
But I don't know why, think it's because you said penis
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# *snigger*
we both just said penis
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# both those jobs
seem quite similar to me
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# theres more brain cells at the monkey sanctuary
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# More meat aswell
I guess.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# And better
hygiene
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Well,
the monkeys are actually going somewhere in life.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Especially
With Norks like that
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Alright, that made my day.
Woo to you, kind sir!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I think I was served by a monkey at mcdonalds once.
his name was melvin, he had no stars, and he tried to put 4 soft drinks in a paper bag to take away. The tit.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Maybe we met the same monkey.
Before I turned vegetarian, I once ordered "a hamburger, please" at McDonald's. They gave me a piece of meat in a bun, with nothing on it.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Robinsons Blackcurrant + Monitor = Mess
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# blimey
I wouldn't have though it did. No more NSFW than slacking on the internet all day anyway!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# mmmmmmm monkey norks
*fwap*
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# monkeys don't have norks to speak of
(sad but true)
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# That is sad.
poor monkeys :(
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# No
if a boss glanced at it. they'd just think "oh, monkeys!", not "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# to be honest
I'm not sure which I'd worry about more
my minions browsing porn
or monkey pictures
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It's well known nobody can resist
the irrepressiable power of monkey
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I laughed extremely loud at that comment
not sure why, but thanks for the laughter, I feel all happy now

/1hr50mins til the weekend
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
thank you for making my day with that mental image of a boss shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!"
(, Fri 14 May 2004, 16:53, archived)
# I can see his winkle!
Hoorah!
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Woo! Is that a
McArchaeopteryx Nuggets Meal ?
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# um...i would...


...someone had to say it...
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I would.
Oooh, mindpiss.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:20, archived)