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[challenge entry] I'd like a special Iraq war memorial, please.
One that names every sack-of-shit journalist and editor who willingly fed the public lies.



(Because someone is sure to ask: Names on display are Judith Miller, Rebekah Wade and Brian Flynn. Some recent news on uber-scumbag Flynn here and on today's bloggage. Oh, and we get tough from next Friday. Maybe.)

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Hear hear.
I, for one, will help you quarry the stone.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I'd happily see Rebekah Wade fed to the camel spiders.
I'd even hold her down with a (very long) stick.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I can think of far far worse
things to do to Ms Wade. I don't have time to list them here, cos it would take all day. but rest assured they are very very painful.

(I'm not going on Saturday if it's any small conselation. Mrs Badger said I have to go somewhere else :( boo)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# *sniff* Thanks for your consoling words.
We could kidnap her and do it together? I agree, it would take a long time and I have things to do.

(If I hear one more reference to 'our boys' I'll be sick. I've met a ton of squaddies and they're arseholes. I want nothing to do with them, especially when they're fighting an illegal war.)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:57, archived)
# tell you whatt - give me a couple of days
I'll narrow my list down to the options that take the least time for the most suffering.

Then we can compare notes

bring out the poker and the nipple electro-therapy kit, I say :)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Interesting
Rebekah Wade fact: News International is a vigorously non-smoking workplace, but la Wade maintains a supply of incense in her office, which might strike some as rankly hypocritical.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:15, archived)
# That is fantastic...
...shoppery and a top topic!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Did you know you are currently #1 in the
Lycos Viral charts with your bb kitten image?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# I do
now.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I'd be happy to chip in!
(Tetsuo, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah
Can we get one of these made?
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Just had a quiet think about that.
We carve a great big bloody stone and erect it in the dead of night. We won't be able to do it out front of Westminster, though. They're on the lookout for supicious trucks, so they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:56, archived)
# don't suppose any lurkers out there
work for an expanded polystyrene manufacturer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# sweet - can we bury them alive underneath it?
(thanks for the explanation .. I was wondering what you had against glen miller and vera lynn for a second)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Either that
or construct a gigantic wicker Scud Missile....
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:59, archived)
# like it
woo!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:59, archived)