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[challenge entry] After Leaving the international Opera circuit. Pavarotti was looking for a new Image


Introducing CHAVAROTTI INNIT!!!!!

From the Corporate Rebranding challenge. See all 800 entries (closed)

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)
# wow, mod zapped my mini challenge request...
how about someone just tell me what the hell a chav is then...
(Motionless Detector, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)
# A chav
Townie, ned, unemployed person who messes with SRI Novas :)

(been a while but I'm back)
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# how about
www.chavscum.balls! I ballsed it up again.com

i think

Edit: sorry - link below is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# haha, i clicked
it's one of those not quite so search engines
(Motionless Detector, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)
#




Pssst!...dot uk!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
#
chav (syn. scally, pikie, twat) n : A way of life usually seen in the slums of England. People with little money, and low class standards who are usually found on street corners drinking cider and terrorising the elderly. Chavs are usually found to wear Burberry, a kind of beige Tartan, although the dress sense is different throughout the country. In the north, Chavs (or Scallies) are usually found to wear Shell Suits tucked into their socks, and in the east of england, they usually don't wear anything.

Taken from the Naive Amoeba Dictionary of Joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# Where might we find
this dictionary of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Ah, it's only made up on the spot
I might write it though! Hmmm!

*Gets inspiration*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:08, archived)
# do it!
do it hard!
(Motionless Detector, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:17, archived)
# They have loads of money!
All from benefit fraud.
Having children is a career move for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# see also: ned
acr non educated delinquent
contr nobhead
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# also similar to a
'kev' - term used for chavs in particular refernce to their cars e.g. Kevved up cars (spoilers etc.) Dorset
(wobblyjelly, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# You
probably dont realise what a curse it is to be called Kev when you live in an area where that is the prevailing nickname. Fucking Brummies.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# OI
I happen to live near brum and my name aint Kev :).
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:00, archived)
# No
but I lived near Brum and my name is Kev, hence the years of pain endured living with mates that called them Kevs. Conversations used to go like this quite a lot:

"I fucking hate Kevs"

"Not you Kev"

"Yeah I know"

"Rolfmayo!!111 It's so funny though"

"Is it? Is it REALLY?"

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Bit OT but...
Whats that browser you guys are alwways singing the virtues of?

My IE is truly buggerated with severe lacerations around the sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy Cummers Welcome, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Firefox
It rocks

Ooh, that rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Lightningemu
formerly known as Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# moondog here
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# firefox
it's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# opera or firefox.
i perfer opera, but lotsa people like firefox, so you choose...
(The World's Tallest Midget, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Grassy Arse Folks
As they say in Spain
(I helped save b3ta! Heavy Cummers Welcome, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)
#
www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
(tomsk, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Download the whole Mozilla suite
kill outlook as well! www.mozilla.org
(I helped save b3ta! Cog, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 20:04, archived)