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# what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
homeless
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)
# what do you call someone who provides the rhythm for a band, performing an undervalued task that not many can do?
damn, i just ruined this didnt i?
(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch instructions into a drum machine once.
(Astatine, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)
# dennis pennis at a blur press conference..
"i have a question for the drummer"
[.. expectant silence ..]
"..what's your name?"
(easymistake, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)