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funky monkey...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:17, archived)

I don't wanna work......

splendid!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:18, archived)

i wanna bang on me drum all day

now make him do a double paradiddle

(b3rl1n, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 22:08, archived)

im seeing a lot of monkey related posts

and woo! "im loving it"
/retch over macdonalds

(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)

Judging by the taste,

I think McDonalds already beat you to it!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)

*vomits repeatedly*

eurgh!

(wobblyjelly, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:21, archived)

*psst*

that's how they make the milkshakes.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)

and psss

is how they make the special sauce

(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:24, archived)

I was told

by my mate Debbie that once this guy went in and ordered a chicken burger without mayo. Gets it, takes a bite and all this white stuff oozes into his mouth. annoyed they'd ignored his request for no mayo ne takes it back only to find it was actually a battered chicken head in the burger with a cyst on its head that the poor man had bitten into and twas actually pus in his mouth.........
Now if you'll excuse me, i need to turn my stomach inside out............

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:28, archived)

u know the e coli outbreaks macdonalds have had in the past?

thats caused by poo in the ground beef

POO i tells thee!

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:32, archived)

Sausages can legally

have up to 1 or 2% poo.
In America, companies were pushing to increase this level!

(wobblyjelly, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)

thanks for that

no really, it was a pleasure

(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:33, archived)

Dunno why but I read that in the style of wassername from Little Britain

Sorry.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:34, archived)

Vicky Pollard

Is the name of the chavette mother-of-who knows how many

(wobblyjelly, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:44, archived)

Everyone

was told that by a mate or tinterweb. ALmost as if it's one of them urban myths innit?

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nick the greek, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:48, archived)

it is an urban myth

my sister was a Environmental Health Inspector. Apparently, a cyst would pop and go all over the place when it was fried. Wouldnt get anywhere near being served.

Plus, if it had been true, McD's would have been sued to buggery and it would have got all over the papers.

So no, it hasnt happened.

(cowjoose - This is not a code, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 22:26, archived)

new mcnuggets

now with extra tender ankle scrapings!

(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)

It really annoys me how MacDonalds use apostrophes correctly in that ad campaign

yet don't capitalise the bloody I.

*seethes*

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)

Woo!

I love that!
It am great!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:19, archived)

Banging on my bongo

all that swing belongs to me
I´m so happy there´s nobody
in my place instead of me
/Manu Chao

woo!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)

Monkeys don't make good drummers

They're far too intelligent.

w/y/h btw

(The other Norman Hartnell, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:20, archived)

What do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)

what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?

homeless

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)

what do you call someone who provides the rhythm for a band, performing an undervalued task that not many can do?

damn, i just ruined this didnt i?

(Lord Gibbon, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch instructions into a drum machine once.

(Astatine, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:26, archived)

dennis pennis at a blur press conference..

"i have a question for the drummer"
[.. expectant silence ..]
"..what's your name?"

(easymistake, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:27, archived)

you know when the stage is level

when the drummer drools from both sides of his mouth

(The other Norman Hartnell, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)

you guys are all mean

drummings actually dead hard to do well

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)

As someone who's managed a few bands (and about to start another)

when you meet a good drummer, you become best mates with them asap because they're so hard to find.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)

everyone does spack piss-taking postings and nobody blinks an eyelid

but drummers stirs people up?

you lot are weird!

and yes I know drumming isn't easy, have had a go on my brother's expensive electronic drumkit - I was shit

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:40, archived)

a few of my friends

past and present are drummers, and none of them are stupid, i was shite when i first had a go on a mates kit (being a natural guitarist) but i got going after a half hour or so, and i find it really fun, fortunately one of my housemates next year has a kit so i don't have to go and buy my own

bring on the guitarist jokes

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:50, archived)

That

is great!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:21, archived)

aww

I love that monkey. FP is well deserved.

(Fuzzy, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:25, archived)

Hehe great!!

TJ:

I was just visiting CNN.com
And the first thing I read was:

A U.S. soldier talks with an Iraqi Civil Defense Corps member after a joint.

(missed one word...)

(devilstick, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:22, archived)

He's the king of the swingers, baby.

(Astatine, Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)

He's a spunky funky monkey for your love

Woo.

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wayward., Tue 29 Jun 2004, 21:23, archived)