if you wear a normal hat
wait two seconds
then as if by magic you are two seconds into the future
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polar ice is done for 4 months,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:31,
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but the hat would be the same age?
no no no, the only way to do it is to make a hat capable of near lightspeed travel
oh thats right, I went there
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:33,
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now put that in your hat
and...ummmmm.... wear it!
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:35,
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If you
have a hat that travels at near-relativistic speeds, then time for it will appear to speed up. The rest of the universe will age faster than the hat and so you will be in posession of not a future hat, but a past hat. And who wants that?
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The Neville What what what,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:36,
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*head explodes*
damn, no use for a hat now anyway
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey,
Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:40,
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