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# I should probably feel bad now
but I don't.

*ethical standards of a fruitfly*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# this is b3ta.
we have no moral judgement. Disabled people are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# unless its raceism
then you'll have the board run you out of town
(haitch, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# The daily mail gets away with it,
why cant we?


(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# we can watch this
I hate all fucking attlatans I hope they drown useless people
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Yep.
Are as bummers, feminists and Communists.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# They're not very bloody funny
when they run over your foot over in
the high street... Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# 'noon missus.
My determination to do work today melted into passing out on the sofa for 3 hours. You?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Have done loads
and actually managed to keep my temper despite severe provocation from stupid people.

Ooh! Ooh! I broke the cap off my front tooth! I look like a pirate!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# fruitflys
actually have a deep moral code.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Nah
They love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# true
can't fucking move in my lab for fruitflies bumming each other...

how did you break off your toof then?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# It's a bit gay actually -
was chewing a pen mindlessly and heard a rather scratchy-blackboard 'CRACK' from my mouth.

Will have to make up a better story.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:54, archived)
# how about
rescuing a drowning kitten from a drain culvert when you were struck by a chav throwing rocks ... whereupon you chased him down, overpowered him and inserted his burberry rectally. Sideways. Before going home to dry the kitten and have a nice cup of tea and a jaffa cake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)