Sorry about this but these ads really get on my (metaphorical) tits

p.s thanks for the fp my first EVER, cheers
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:15, archived)

Finally
someone's set the record straight

Woo!
( Deadpool, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:16, archived)

teehee

( Mushroom, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:16, archived)

Jabba the Hut!

( Laughing Boy, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:17, archived)

Hahaha
they probably died. OF FAT!
(Harry, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 22:14, archived)

Same advert, different "customer".
Click here for a video. (1.6mb ish)

I find this hilarious, but I'm not sure why.
(Psythor Listen to the @PodDelusion at poddelusion.co.uk, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 23:48, archived)

I know!
That annoys the fuck out of me!

"science"

what the fuck is scientific about it you leathery old cunt?
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 12:28, archived)

mine too
i like to trip over by the people from these companies you find on the streets, and then claim it was their fault and try and get compensation out of them
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:17, archived)

Damn right!
Hurrah!
( worldwidewardy I love you all, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:17, archived)

thats it - i'm gonna sue u for that!!
gets up/ falls over feet/ passes out :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:18, archived)

You missed the bit.....
Where they also let you sue the kind people that helped you ;)

w/y/h
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:19, archived)

Hahahahahaha
First image of the evening, and made me laugh out loud. I congratulate you sir.
( FoldsFive, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:19, archived)

amen.

( stup0t, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:21, archived)

Ha
i like and i agree

woo pic
(mitch, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:21, archived)

Very funny! Very woo!
Can I post that in my office?
(drnuclear, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:25, archived)

Go for it

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)

Funniest one was the woman in America....
who sued a departement store cos she tripped over a screaming toddler who was running around in an unruly fashion.

It turned out the toddler was hers and she still one an obscene amount of money.

Or the bloke who sued winneabego (spelling?) cos he set the cruise control on the highway and went into the back to make a cuppa and when it crashed he said that it didn't say in teh manual that he couldn't do that. It now does.
( Sabre, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:26, archived)

Those are fabrications
"trust me"
(drnuclear, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:27, archived)

They came to me through reputble sources.
I take that to be deformation of character you know through the question of my and my associates integrity.

Hmm a law suit methinks.....

just kidding really in case you counter sue me for undue stress or something
( Sabre, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:30, archived)

"deformation of character"
Hehe, someone with some hummous shop that.



psst, it's 'defamation'
( Deebster, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:40, archived)

Urban Legend
Snopes link.
(disaffected, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 23:51, archived)

This site always has good litigation stories...
www.overlawyered.com
(staggs28, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 2:25, archived)

What's the original?
Not a native United Kingdomian.
( DaSchop gippie, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:37, archived)

No original
compensation culture annoys me
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 19:42, archived)

Once
again congratulations on your first front page - nothing has made me laugh out loud so much on b3ta for a long time..!
( FoldsFive, Wed 11 Aug 2004, 21:52, archived)

hehe

( routine and Pantene, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 12:01, archived)