West of a red bridge
You stand on the bank of a river. A military helicopter hovers above the surface, churning the waters with the wind from its blades. The door slides back and a rope ladder is lowered into the foamy water, as the helicopter hovers steadily. A man emerges from the foam and grabs for the ladder, desperately hauling himself up, one rung at a time.
Suddenly, you notice a shark's fin cutting easily through the rough water, and before you can think it raises its nose and leaps out of the water, jaws gaping as it arches out of the water and towards the man.
There is a glass cock and a roasted pea here.

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Leo Panthera, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:19,
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Look for Brian Blessed
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Sticky Label, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:20,
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Inventory
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Threepwood is the Boom King!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:20,
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...to the north there is a bridge.
EDIT: oops didn't notice "west of red bridge", I'm just going back to lurking from now on.
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80sGreek, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:20,
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dance a bit
then restart the game, with the flymode cheat entered
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Stuck Fiddling Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:21,
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If someone
got a picture of that, it would be the Picture of the Year!
edit: river?
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drnuclear, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:21,
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Say
Thorin 'Carry Me'
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Professor of Lesbonics, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:22,
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hmm
must be real, it has everything required...
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rawr isn't really here., Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:24,
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> Summon Domo_
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Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:25,
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Hit Thorin with map
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rupturedtoad, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:26,
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Super graphical version for those with 16K

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Leo Panthera, Sat 16 Oct 2004, 20:28,
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Looks real...
to me anyway
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I Want Billy, Sun 17 Oct 2004, 19:56,
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