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[challenge entry] Celebrities just wouldn't be the same




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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Jordan looks alright there...
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# great shop but more than a bit dodgy methinks :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Ye Gads!!
shudder...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# I think it's the 'bit'
That's dodgy.




Can't wait to hear the explanation why someone would spend time shopping that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# step one
shop nob on bird
2 err
3 um
d well
5 Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# It was for the "celeb sex changes"
challenge back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:24, archived)
# aaaah.
Good get-out. I remember that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Perhaps.... Trade?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# you're trading a perfectly good greygirl for a preop transvestite?
the tax office will be onto you for selling for less than value

besides... she's cute, i'll be stealing her now if you dont mind.
(Azzek!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# preop transvestite?
Postop minging slapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:35, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
*squints*
*realises*
*rubs eyes out of sockets*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# christ is that who it is?
you`re right.. cos she does munt to fuck normally
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# I found an old copy of the Sun
in my parents house. Tony Blair had just been made Prime Minister, Posh & Becks had been spotted dating, and Jordan was on page 3 looking fit as with regular sized boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# I remember with some Kleenex fondness
the first Loaded photoshoot she did, which was in some showers in what appeared to be a changing room. It was pre-surgery, and she looked indisputably lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Shame she's as thick as cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# she came across
quite well on womans hour a while back, not exactly PHD material but bright enough for me to suspect that she rarley comes out of Jordon mode
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# if i remember from have i got news for you
she had a poll amongst sun readers to see if she should make them bigger... the outcome was hardly a major shock
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# I was a paperboy at the time,
so I remember that. She was saying that she'd never have it done.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# blimey those are excellent!

you`ll run out of hummus before the competition`s even announced
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# woo
dennis taylor gastapo officer
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)
# I rekon it's an improvement
(Azzek!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Impressed!
It must be a bit difficult photoshopping glasses OFF people!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# haha
top
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:19, archived)