Celebrities just wouldn't be the same




From the The Land That Scale Forgot challenge. See all 621 entries (closed)

( Zak McFlimby, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
Jordan looks alright there...
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)

Would you?

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)

great shop but more than a bit dodgy methinks :\

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)

Ye Gads!!
shudder...
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)

I think it's the 'bit'
That's dodgy.




Can't wait to hear the explanation why someone would spend time shopping that.
( Afinkawan, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)

step one
shop nob on bird
2 err
3 um
d well
5 Profit
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)

It was for the "celeb sex changes"
challenge back in the day.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:24, archived)

aaaah.
Good get-out. I remember that one.


( Afinkawan, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:26, archived)

Perhaps.... Trade?

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)

you're trading a perfectly good greygirl for a preop transvestite?
the tax office will be onto you for selling for less than value

besides... she's cute, i'll be stealing her now if you dont mind.
(Azzek!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)

preop transvestite?
Postop minging slapper!
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:35, archived)

*rubs eyes*
*squints*
*realises*
*rubs eyes out of sockets*
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)

christ is that who it is?
you`re right.. cos she does munt to fuck normally
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)

I found an old copy of the Sun
in my parents house. Tony Blair had just been made Prime Minister, Posh & Becks had been spotted dating, and Jordan was on page 3 looking fit as with regular sized boobies.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)

I remember with some Kleenex fondness
the first Loaded photoshoot she did, which was in some showers in what appeared to be a changing room. It was pre-surgery, and she looked indisputably lovely.
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)

Shame she's as thick as cunt though.

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)

she came across
quite well on womans hour a while back, not exactly PHD material but bright enough for me to suspect that she rarley comes out of Jordon mode
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)

if i remember from have i got news for you
she had a poll amongst sun readers to see if she should make them bigger... the outcome was hardly a major shock
( lemony, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)

I was a paperboy at the time,
so I remember that. She was saying that she'd never have it done.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)

blimey those are excellent!

you`ll run out of hummus before the competition`s even announced
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)

woo
dennis taylor gastapo officer
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)

I rekon it's an improvement

(Azzek!, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)

Impressed!
It must be a bit difficult photoshopping glasses OFF people!
( Afinkawan, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)

nicely done

( corington, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)

haha
top
( lemonhead, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:19, archived)