Through the goggles...
What he had on that paper

( dr_fonz, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:16, archived)

hahaha

( corington, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:16, archived)

aahaha!
teh cock!


( fakker, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:17, archived)

From this we conclude
he loevs teh cock.
( mofaha, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:17, archived)

he loves teh c0ck

( chrisduffer Atheism: A non-prophet organization, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:18, archived)

I`m off work next week, so I`ve set up my out of office message

"I am not in teh office.."

:)

/wild
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:19, archived)

When I was out
I filtered me out of office mesages and sent "I'm not fucking in" to my team lead. He though thats what I was sending to everyone and went mad :D
( chrisduffer Atheism: A non-prophet organization, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:25, archived)

yeah I remember you telling me about that!

did you see the one I set for when I left Accenture? :)
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:32, archived)

My bosses are bastards
So a macro I wrote for them (and was banned for using my initiative although they continue to use it) so I modified it.

Now every Email that gets processed has this inserted in it.

"This company is gay gay gay gay gay so gay"

No-ones noticed just yet :)
(CMEast, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 18:11, archived)

You must be a hoot in the office!?
:D
(maddave, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:26, archived)

oh I`m right crazy me

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:32, archived)

( mutated monty, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:32, archived)

what a Colin ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:33, archived)

grrrr
what a fucking cuntbag
don't EVEN get me started...
(perclissigi, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:18, archived)

he speaks sense though.. I`m going to vote for him

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:19, archived)

sarcasm
?
(perclissigi, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:20, archived)

damn
I thought somebody`d fall for it
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:20, archived)

neh
can't believe anyone on here would be that ignorant!
(perclissigi, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:21, archived)

you`d be surprised!

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:35, archived)

hahahaah!
*buys you a pint*
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:18, archived)

hahahaha!
He makes a good point
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:19, archived)

he loves teh cock
woo

( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:20, archived)

what I don't get is
If this party is all about straight forward ness and truth, then why did he give it a latin name? why not just call it 'Truth' instead of cocking about with dem for'n wordz.

Ahem. also, woo yay to t3h cdc-age.

EDIT: and congrats on t3h fp.
(Hazhar, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:20, archived)

I hope Veritas, the data storage people sue his ass :)

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:21, archived)

haha
I thought I'd heard that name before somewhere
( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:24, archived)

I've been waiting for that for a while
I didn't want to say anything in case I sounded nerdy
( chrisduffer Atheism: A non-prophet organization, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:26, archived)

you are a nerd :p

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:31, archived)

Secunded
(I'm really a very good speller)
( Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 23:19, archived)

To embrace international culture.
ahem
(otterDave, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:46, archived)

brilliant

( techierob, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:22, archived)

yup
hehe nice one


(burger breath, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:26, archived)

blimey

( dr_fonz, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:33, archived)

yeah I don`t think I like Burger Breath any more... his shopping`s too good

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:37, archived)

how kind

(burger breath, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:47, archived)

Teh Woo!
Nice Flip-sheet-imation.
( cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 17:48, archived)

ahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaa
lovely animation! he he
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 4 Feb 2005, 18:16, archived)

mint

( Wildheart Baby is using your druges, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 2:10, archived)

i don't
think I've laughed at anything on b3ta so much ever. Hello the man in the b3ta tshirt in Edinburgh's teviot last night.
(davey_binbag, Sat 5 Feb 2005, 13:48, archived)