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# Hello
I was just arrested
I threw pizza at the queen

(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)
# pfffffft.
oh noes.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Awesome
nice one
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)
# ^
that.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:37, archived)
# ^
t'other
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Only one I could snap
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:41, archived)
# shoe zone!!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# at least you had proper police
none of those community support muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# They had those as well. Have a Queensmobile.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# is that Phil the Greek in the back?
he`s a twat too

god for all this wonderful revolution, I`m in a bad mood now after seeing his ugly mug
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# what's that chap up front pointing to that old lady for?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# she's saluting
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# you didnt take that - Its a BURGER BREATH picture
I can see the Tag... 'Burger-King'

;-P
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Love the LEDs in the rims, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)
# I assume the background pizza hut....
was the source of ammunition
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Hehe
Yep, it was. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)
# that could be some police
chatting up an attractive blonde lady
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Ooo
Is that Cambridge I spy?
(jogamic, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Yep
www.b3ta.com/board/4748688
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Aha
That big white block has gone now...such a long time since I've been in
(jogamic, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Looks like the coppers...
are having a chat about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Aren't you a little short
for a pizza trooper?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# I shall await the Ten O'Clock News with interest.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
It was in Cambridge
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:37, archived)
# don`t they have news in Cambridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Cambridge Evening News
'tis a shite newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Nice place though.
Used to go to Cambridge a lot. There used to be a pub next to the Corn Exchange called La Vache Rouge, which i swear was not a gay bar, even though it sounds like one :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# It was a gay bar.
It's been done up now - I was in there last night.
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# and you were done up to
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# ...as a construction worker, or was it a traffic cop or an indian chief :O
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# traffic cop
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# The Red Cow?

My 12 years of schooling has not been wasted!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Yay :) You know as much french as i do then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# I'll remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Cue Pizza Joke
Rang up the Pizza Parlour and ordered a "Thin & Crusty Supreme"

10 Minutes later Diana Ross turned up on the doorstep

'Ning Sir, how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:36, archived)
# ARF :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# you lie.
you lie like a dog in front of the fire.
(kaibosh, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:37, archived)
# who
farts?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:37, archived)
# yer mum.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:38, archived)
# yeah
you're tellin me
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Nope
All true. I threw it at the old cow's car

(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# why'd you waste a perfectly good pizza
when you could have thrown something harder and less edible?
-assuming the pizza was perfectly good.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# A slice?
A sliver? A whole one? Boxed? Pray tell.....
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# did you hit it?
how much did you throw?
(kaibosh, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Yes
And a slice
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:52, archived)
# if that`s true
I`ll buy you a beer when you`re old enough, and want to drink beer
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:37, archived)
# It's all true
Benryves was there.
I'll post the papers I got

(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# shoulda wrapped the pizza around a brick
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# pfffffft.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:41, archived)
# The policeman who arrested me said it could've been a bomb
I breached the Queen's security!

(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:41, archived)
# hahaaha!
atomic cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# pizza bombs are the worst kind.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:43, archived)
# A BOMB?
for fuck sake.. chance`d be a fine thing

they really are a pack of cunts, the lot of them - she should fuck off and...

no, she should just fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:43, archived)
# I hope you pointed out that it wasn't a bomb
and they should be fucking glad it wasn't.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# they`re obviously doing a great job
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# exactly
no reason why they should worry more about her security than anyone elses. Hell, sixty years ago you'd have been commended for throwing pizza, even more a bomb, at one of those damn germans.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# careful.. you`ll rile mongychops
he has a tattoo of Liz on his arse, and Phil the Greek on his nob
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# well done my man
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# yay
harrasing a near 80 year old women is exactly what the teenagers of today do, now go and try and hang a five year old boy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# wha?
JUST hang it? that's a waste.
(kaibosh, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# if that 5 year old boy took my money for doing fuck all
HANG THE BASTARD, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# they all do
it's called child support
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# fuck it then... hang the parents too!
and people with mullets

.. let that be a warning to you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha that should be "A Queen", not "The Queen"
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# fecker
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:55, archived)
# BOB ROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Really? Reckon it'll make the Evening News?
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Checked the website?
Evening News one I mean? Got a small story about the old bint on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)
# There are a bunch of stories about her visit
none of which mention getting assaulted by a pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# they should teach this stuff in history when dealing with propaganda
"Yeah Pete.. let`s write that the kids loved it"
"What about that girl who threw the pizza?"
"Nah, Liz`ll slip us a fiver for forgetting about it"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Ah, good ol' Lizzy
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Good for you!
Any particular reason

and more importantly, what flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Chicken
And I hate her.

(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# fairy snuff!
If it was a pineapple one I might be upset

Yes, I know I'm weird, but I love pineapple pizza!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# you may find T Shirts are out on the Live 8 thing
no company dares host it to print.
But, if ya mail me I'll send the source image, and print it onto T Shirt transfer paper and 'voila'!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# 'tis truly a shame!
Mail me the pic and I'll have a go sometime!

addy is in me profile!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!
You idiot!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# ?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# HAH, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 21:55, archived)