Eventually...
...one of them would lose it. Then it would all be over.



From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

*waits
*holds breath






















*dies
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

gives emergency mouth ta mouth!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

*pretends

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

carries on regardless
*breaths!!
nice tasting lip balm by the way
*goes back down!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Very good, woo etc.,
but why are we seeing all these apes versus penguins when the competition clearly states that its monkeys v. penguins?


( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

You animalistic pedant

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

I prefer to
be known as a bestial pedant.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

*sigh* fine
You bestial pedant
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

according to google
no-one's ever used that phrase before in the HISTORY OF THE EARTH!!! or at least on the 8,058,044,651 pages it serves. *click*
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

I win!
Or, he wins. I follow.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

But everyone
knows that bestiality is best.


( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

because apes make better monkeys than monkeys themselves

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:56, archived)

Yeah, like, whatever.

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

Very Woo

Blog
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

What language is
that in?

It is appears to be a mix of BASIC, C/Java but with too many semi-colons, an end missing and a strange mixing of case in its verbs.


( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

English
;)
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

SAS...maybe...nah

COBOL?
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

No COBOL
has full stops at the end of each command.

(I'm old enough to remember.)
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
BEGIN.
MOVE SPACES TO FILLER-RECORD.
TAKE OVER PLANET.
DELETE ALL FILES.
HAVE WANK.
BREAK WIND.
STOP RUN.
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

something that allows you to say
if (x = "y") {
}

obviously a gay language

lilac++
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

Ahh lilac++
the slightly gayer shade of COBOLt


one of many from the range of Pascal-colours...

/hat/coat/andfeckin'shoes
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

lilac++
*looks upset*

they never taught me that one at uni, must go back now!
(Druss_The_Legend "Next stop - BrownTown!", Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

pascal
jeezuz
(VashTheStampede, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

that`s a blast from the past
didn`t it use (* weird stuff to indicate comments? *)

/**
 * javadocs everything
 */

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

Yea
Its good for learning as its dies if there is just one error.
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

Tis a mix of PASCAL
and other shit Im failing to remember.

EDIT: Superdudes own pseudo code!

PASCAL needs a semi-colon after every line. Really Really gay :)
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:57, archived)

I think it'd be gayer
if it needed a full colon
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

But not at the start of
code blocks e.g. Begin

Anyway, which cunt started this stupid conversation about computer languages?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Cunt
:)
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)

( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Gun-toting animals
are always a winner.

I remember the days of penguins vs frogs. That wa s a nasty conflict.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

those warmongering penguins
!
(VashTheStampede, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

They simply MUST
be stopped
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)