Trick or Treat is going to be quite competitive this year


I can't for a minute imagine saying 'Oh go on then...Trick!' (covers head with hands)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)

pfffft!
this has to be done
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)

I can imagine the scorchmarks on her norks
and it fills me with sperm glee
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)

she's 9.
so I applaud your rapid retraction.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)

Looking at the white marks on her jeans
I dont think Im the only one with a rapid retraction
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)

Dude in our class had jeans like that,
but they were splodges, not stripes...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)

if this was my daughter
/niece/sister, i wouldn't want this on the web
( mongychops i'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)

if this was your daughter
I would want her on the web
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)

some people will do anything for 15 minutes of fame on the interweb
Next year it'll be X-Factor , no doubt.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)

is it your pic?

( mongychops i'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)

no, I'm not a 9 year old girl.
But I do have the permission of everyone involved. Strangely enough, for b3ta.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:21, archived)

Your niece is on the web.
I've 'ad her.
( Black Moon I have my 5 a day, from the chip shop, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)

If this was your daughter,
I'd drink it
( knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

I thought this
and decided not to comment.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)

shockin!!!
Hull!!! ding ding....
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)

Yay!
That's a fantastic costume, it must be done!

Decided, in a moment of drunken foolishness last night, that I shall be a bee this hallowene. Surprisingly excited.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)

"Hey, I'm da bee!"
/Srongbad

Woo and hull to the pic
(A Different Mr.Tea, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)

Huzzah!
All the best ideas come whilst drunk, this is no different. :)
(Andy-, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)

Thankyou!
We also decided my mate will be going as David Hasslehoff. Honestly and truly? I can't wait.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)

I made a bomb
to go with my terrorist outfit for a fancy dress party

it looked like this

members.lycos.co.uk/steelpriest/bomb.jpg

it beeps and everything
( SteelPriest, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 5:08, archived)

Worry
Did you travel to the party in costume? Public transport?
(fogbat, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

Pfft
Modem tastic
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)

brilliant, a james bond bomb.
Isn't it kind of terrorists to put big LED timers on their bombs? And the beeping noise that no-one notices? I suppose its to give everyone a sporting chance.
( Spaniels Ears, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 0:20, archived)

Best laugh today!
woo!
( drunkenoaf, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:41, archived)

Ha ha
nicely done :)
( mofaha, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)

hello there.
( Killerkitti is with the hippie in the park, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)

ha ha
Brilliant idea and very well, um, executed

edit: and congrats on the FP
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)

blimey!
post to FP in 9 minutes. Faster than Clarkson.

"I'd like to thank my agent, the casting director, the props guys, the wardrobe mistress and the catering crew. Oh, and my parents for having me etc. etc. etc.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)

A FP for posting a picture of a 9 year old...
It's a woo idea, but I think the mods may be part of the Gary Glitter Fan Club...

if this gets edited it means they are!
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)

Let's not get diverted from the main point here...
It's all about Halloween and party poppers here. Nothing sinister there. No siree.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)

that worries me
in more ways than one
( mongychops i'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)

AHAHAHA
Woo! Yay! That's a great costume.
( Goldfish_, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)

Ahh
That's great.
You could do the headdress better. Use a T-shirt and do it ninja-style, also works for terrorist :)
(mw, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)

Best ever costume.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)

great pic
but this is the UK we dont/shouldnt have that yank cranberry trick or treat here.
(Whiteweewee Hows my driving? Phone 1-800-ALLAH-AKBAR, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)

ah well, *originally*
I thought of the concept as a 'start 'em young' mockery for religious intolerance, but then Hallo'ween turned up so......
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)

Funny,,,,,,,,
We do.........in Essex!
(chuffster, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 8:21, archived)

Arf!
All she needs now is a kalashnikov shaped super soaker.
( Peregrin, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)

Fookinell!!
This is the wrongest thing I have seen in.. oh.. hours and hours. Woo to you!!


( Rob T Firefly regenerated back into Colin Baker on, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 0:49, archived)

Batley ??
nice to see the Batley Townswomen's Guild making an appearance.
(The real vlad the impala, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)

that's
from an episode of flying circus am i wrong?
( Box of Rabbits, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 8:18, archived)

10 Woos out of Yay!
BEST.

LAST MINUTE/TOPICAL/OFFENSIVE

COSTUME.

EVER.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 9:02, archived)

For her younger brother.
Dress em up as a boy in blue!
(quimdaloo, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

hahaha
thats great...i'm nickin ya idea for a party im going to :P
(Astrid, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

WOO
to the above picture
(dole, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 3:05, archived)

Trick or Treat...
or aggressive begging?
( FatherJack /me belms, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)

Ooooo
You're going to Hull fer that one
(mildgreenfairy, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)

Damn you!!
I wore the same damn costume (minus the scarf) four damn years ago! The glory is mine! Render unto Caesar maggotfarmer!
(pumpkinbug, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:10, archived)

So, not the same costume then.
You are of course right, I stalked you four years ago,trailed you to a party, stole your idea and passed it off as my own after adding a subtle alteration.

Yay! Paranoia rools!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 27 Oct 2005, 8:16, archived)

So it was you!
Thought there was someone lurking behind me snapping pictures all night. Well, this year I'm going to have the best costume known to man but I'm only wearing it in my cupboard and I'm not coming out till the next day. Foiled you!
(pumpkinbug, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

shit.
Like the oven-ready turkey, I have been foiled again.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sat 29 Oct 2005, 1:55, archived)

woo!
didn't one of the kids in ET want to go trick or treating as a terrorist?
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)

no, that was ET
he just looks a bit shifty
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 19:49, archived)