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# Trick or Treat is going to be quite competitive this year


I can't for a minute imagine saying 'Oh go on then...Trick!' (covers head with hands)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# pfffft!
this has to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
# I can imagine the scorchmarks on her norks
and it fills me with sperm glee
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)
# she's 9.
so I applaud your rapid retraction.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Looking at the white marks on her jeans
I dont think Im the only one with a rapid retraction
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Dude in our class had jeans like that,
but they were splodges, not stripes...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# if this was my daughter
/niece/sister, i wouldn't want this on the web
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)
# if this was your daughter
I would want her on the web
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# some people will do anything for 15 minutes of fame on the interweb
Next year it'll be X-Factor , no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# is it your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# no, I'm not a 9 year old girl.
But I do have the permission of everyone involved. Strangely enough, for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Your niece is on the web.
I've 'ad her.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# If this was your daughter,
I'd drink it
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# I thought this
and decided not to comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)
# shockin!!!
Hull!!! ding ding....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Yay!
That's a fantastic costume, it must be done!

Decided, in a moment of drunken foolishness last night, that I shall be a bee this hallowene. Surprisingly excited.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# "Hey, I'm da bee!"
/Srongbad

Woo and hull to the pic
(A Different Mr.Tea, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Huzzah!
All the best ideas come whilst drunk, this is no different. :)
(Andy-, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Thankyou!
We also decided my mate will be going as David Hasslehoff. Honestly and truly? I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# I made a bomb
to go with my terrorist outfit for a fancy dress party

it looked like this

members.lycos.co.uk/steelpriest/bomb.jpg

it beeps and everything
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 5:08, archived)
# Worry
Did you travel to the party in costume? Public transport?
(fogbat, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft
Modem tastic
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)
# brilliant, a james bond bomb.
Isn't it kind of terrorists to put big LED timers on their bombs? And the beeping noise that no-one notices? I suppose its to give everyone a sporting chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Spaniels Ears, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Best laugh today!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:41, archived)
# Ha ha
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)
#
hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# ha ha
Brilliant idea and very well, um, executed

edit: and congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# blimey!
post to FP in 9 minutes. Faster than Clarkson.

"I'd like to thank my agent, the casting director, the props guys, the wardrobe mistress and the catering crew. Oh, and my parents for having me etc. etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# A FP for posting a picture of a 9 year old...
It's a woo idea, but I think the mods may be part of the Gary Glitter Fan Club...

if this gets edited it means they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Let's not get diverted from the main point here...
It's all about Halloween and party poppers here. Nothing sinister there. No siree.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:18, archived)
# that worries me
in more ways than one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# AHAHAHA
Woo! Yay! That's a great costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Ahh
That's great.
You could do the headdress better. Use a T-shirt and do it ninja-style, also works for terrorist :)
(mw, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Best ever costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# great pic
but this is the UK we dont/shouldnt have that yank cranberry trick or treat here.
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)
# ah well, *originally*
I thought of the concept as a 'start 'em young' mockery for religious intolerance, but then Hallo'ween turned up so......
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 23 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)
# Funny,,,,,,,,
We do.........in Essex!
(chuffster, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 8:21, archived)
# Arf!
All she needs now is a kalashnikov shaped super soaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)
# Fookinell!!
This is the wrongest thing I have seen in.. oh.. hours and hours. Woo to you!!

(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Batley ??
nice to see the Batley Townswomen's Guild making an appearance.
(The real vlad the impala, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)
# that's
from an episode of flying circus am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 8:18, archived)
# 10 Woos out of Yay!
BEST.

LAST MINUTE/TOPICAL/OFFENSIVE

COSTUME.

EVER.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 9:02, archived)
# For her younger brother.
Dress em up as a boy in blue!
(quimdaloo, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
thats great...i'm nickin ya idea for a party im going to :P
(Astrid, Mon 24 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# WOO
to the above picture
(grey.squirrel, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Trick or Treat...
or aggressive begging?
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Tue 25 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Ooooo
You're going to Hull fer that one
(mildgreenfairy, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 10:02, archived)
# Damn you!!
I wore the same damn costume (minus the scarf) four damn years ago! The glory is mine! Render unto Caesar maggotfarmer!
(pumpkinbug, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 15:10, archived)
# So, not the same costume then.
You are of course right, I stalked you four years ago,trailed you to a party, stole your idea and passed it off as my own after adding a subtle alteration.

Yay! Paranoia rools!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 27 Oct 2005, 8:16, archived)
# So it was you!
Thought there was someone lurking behind me snapping pictures all night. Well, this year I'm going to have the best costume known to man but I'm only wearing it in my cupboard and I'm not coming out till the next day. Foiled you!
(pumpkinbug, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# shit.
Like the oven-ready turkey, I have been foiled again.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 29 Oct 2005, 1:55, archived)
# woo!
didn't one of the kids in ET want to go trick or treating as a terrorist?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# no, that was ET
he just looks a bit shifty
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Oct 2005, 19:49, archived)