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[challenge entry] You will not be able to stay home, brother.
brother.

You will not be able to turn on tune in and pig out.
You will not be able to lose yourself watching Delia or the F-word.
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the ravioli will not be televised.



From the Music and Food challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:10, archived)
# I have no idea
what you are on about.
But I like it anyway.

have a Wha ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] clicky the piccy
or google for gil scott heron

and have an rp'd oldie:

rp 1539325"
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Ah !
*sees*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:19, archived)
# GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:12, archived)
# We'll see about that
*sees about that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:12, archived)
# I met my housemate through Ravioli
he was drunk and offering it from a 2nd floor window in halls. I accepted and wandered up there. It was a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:13, archived)
# did he rape you senseless
is that why you are now "housemates"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:14, archived)
# yes!
i mean no
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:14, archived)
# I also use it to tempt the local schoolkids nto my car
never works though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Happy B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:15, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:18, archived)
# try using puppies or sweets
the traditional ways are the best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Hmm....
tempting puppies into my car with ravioli....

sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:18, archived)
# pfft !
Cassie !
would fall for that every time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Haha!
She has her own profile. Bless.

*goes off to find ravioli*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:22, archived)
# I
can't wait to see what her first post is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Oh Great Cassie
How are the textile workers of Uzbekistan to cope with the imminent ending of the state housing association provided for them for the past 70 years?

They will be homeless or forced into black market activities unless the state reconsiders its moves

What are they to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Unfortunately
as a Newbie.
Cassie is unable to solve the textile workers of Uzbekistan problems until next Tuesday.
However, she suggests that you call Peter Mandellson a Cunt as he was the one who buckled to pressure from EU businesses and allowed shitloads of illegally imported cheap Chinese textile goods into our shops in time for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:33, archived)
# .
I recommend sherbet lemons.

Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:16, archived)
# *offers sherbert lemons*

Would you like to come a ride in my car?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:19, archived)
# .
You've pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:21, archived)
# right.
thats neato what next
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!

good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:15, archived)
# ah hahahahaha
fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:22, archived)