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[challenge entry] Auschwitz 2.0


Die Juden stahlen meine kuchen!!!

From the Imaginary Applications for Web 2.0 challenge. See all 86 entries (closed)

(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:14, archived)
# He has
a robotic probe for an arm
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Who doesn't?
*probes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)
# ooh careful
you'll have someone'e eye out
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:33, archived)
# But
Which eye?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:02, archived)
# need more input
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:18, archived)
# quark 7 is looking very nice, btw.

no errors as of yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)
# just for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# this seems too serious to be a joke
it scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)
# I assure you
it is a joke, I just happen to make quite a few of them.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:18, archived)
# phew

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Monsieur
wiz zese hats you are really spoiling us!

(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# merci


(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)
# New from JML - The Cthulujuicer!
Made this one for the fear, but it's not centred properly and I couldn't be bother to go and add two pixels to the left of every frame...

Edit - I could always rob a spacer gif from somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)
# You could
Move the rest of the world 2 pixels to the right...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:57, archived)
# The Jews stole my cakes?
Not too serious, just not very funny
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20, archived)
# What can I say?
I'm a reaction whore...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Whereas I'm simply a whore
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I
See...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:53, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Yup
Indeed
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I like as well
by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Why
Thank you *bows*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Arbeit Macht Frei
As Gordon Brown says.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Really
I've not heard him say that recently.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:01, archived)
# The Jews stole your cakes ?
Kill them in the head with lump hammers !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)
# They did, so
Meine Hund essen die Juden
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I know 'die Juden' just means 'The Jews'
but its not nice to read.

Have the Germans been merely misunderstood all these years?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Possibly
I mean, none of us were actually there...

EDIT: Actually, no, racism is never a good thing (I'm from a minority myself)
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)
# mmm
sometimes racism is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Indeed
I would never deny that, I do love a bit of the old racism, I love being a hypocrite.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:35, archived)
# You've got the tense wrong there !
I think you are trying to say that your dog ate the Jews, but that translates as:
The Jews eat my dog !
you should have said:
Mein Hund aß die Juden
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)
# The Jews eat my dog
Monstorises them more though, it's all about propaganda.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)
# But
If your dog ate the jews who ate your cakes, you could then eat the dog, thereby eating your cakes !
Wenn Ihr Hund die Juden aß, die Ihre Kuchen aßen, konnten Sie den Hund dann essen, dadurch Sieessen Sieessen Ihre Kuchen! (Possibly ?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:42, archived)
# That is indeed true
But I could always buy another cake safe in the knowledge that the Jews are full up on dog and cake. There is also the possibility that my dog eats the Jews from the inside after being eaten, therefore killing the Jews or leaving them with no stomach, so they will not be able to eat said new cake...

EDIT: Plus, I don't think dogs are kosher, so they'd have to go cleanse themselves or something, not in the way Hitler did, you understand.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:52, archived)
# It's typical food wasting western attitudes
like that cause famines in the third world.







(Might be wars actually !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Could be,
Easier to blame Die Juden though.
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:00, archived)
# totalitarian agriculturalism
rears its ugly head.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Indeed it has
What has the world come to?
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:02, archived)