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(spinoza, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# We only lose if Predator wins
because Allen is not half bad. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *Predator dies from being moaned at constantly in a whiny New York accent*
*Woody kills himself with a spork*

THE END
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# haha
it's too close to call
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# How can people not think the predator (obviously WITH mask)
is sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:00, archived)
# haha YOU DO
And I'm not a fucking chav! Anyway, they're called neds up here.

I was wearing a baseball cap because I hadn't cut my hair in ages and it was a state :p
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# what about the nikes then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# They're adidas ACTUALLY :p


but it IS a Nike baseball cap
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# see!
over here chavs are known as johnnys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# well that's no excuse
they do make other hats besides baseball ones....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I'm going to buy a new woolley one tonight
We've got wild weather coming! and i lost my favourite woolley hat last winter
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Beanie hats on men are fit.
I heartily agree with this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# When i buy my new hat I will change the photo :)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I will rub my thighs at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:13, archived)
#
thighs
clam
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# haha
actually I'm really not. I just have a filthy mind
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I know
It's why you're my favouritest Adam ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:21, archived)
# HOORAY!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Teehee, I wondered if it'd upset you
And my predator's a big pretty bunny boy, who won't dress up as him for halloween because he's gonig to be the Red Pyramid, apparently.

The sexual fantasies will have to be rewritten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# happy b3taday!
what is his 'red pyramid' of which you speak?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Red Pyramid- iconic Silent Hill antagonist
Beautiful in his sheer violence.

www.psychic-silenthill.com/Images/2/tete%20de%20pyramide.jpg

And ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# so he's going to walk around with a cardboard pyramid on his head?
class!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Or chickenwire and foam latex
something like that.

I think I'm going to be a dead gangster, with a slit throat. Either that or Durham Red, but I'd need to lose a lot of weight very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# go as a dumfries girl!
can't go wrong with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# That's not a bad idea
I'd have to eat loads of cayke and bacon butties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# He's a big muscley guy with dreadlocks and sharp things
That's tied into the 'oh my' response on the X chromosome at a fundamental level
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# It's the reason I loves him.
I love your fat lemur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Have you seen
Batman Dead End?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I have not. Is it good?
Does it have predator?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Its ok
Batman + Joker + Alien + Predator
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w
only 8 mins long but cost £30,000 to make
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# I'll watch it in 20 mins ish
Ooooh, lunchtime entertainment!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# my you have a big pussy
big pussy
big pussy
big pussy
big pussy
big pussy.................
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# That's a line from something
Gaaaah, brain...not...working
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:06, archived)
# That'd be Predator, then
Spoken by the incomparable Shane Black


Edit: Well, in fairness, you probably could compare him, should one so choose
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Is it?
Only line I can remember from any predator film is
'Ya canna see de eyes a de demon, till im come callin....'

That voodoo guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# From the second one...
Hmm, I was never quite sure what Ruben Blades was doing in that movie...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Both films are class.
Have you seen the episode of Family guy that has a little predator cameo in it? 3rd or 4th series, I think 4th.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Family Guy
To my eternal shame is something I"ve never seen.

How about a quick precis of the series so far?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Way too much to go into
Buy some- it's fanfuckingtastic. And if you buy the 4th series (after it got cancelled) they take the gloves off and try to offend as many people as possible and it's just all jokes b3tans would love...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# allen starts a clarinet solo and the aliens they doth scarper....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# surely he'll just try to have sex with it?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)