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[challenge entry] truely disturbing

From the Hollywood Dyslexia challenge. See all 1473 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)
# eeeeuuuuugghhhhh
woo
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Yeeeech!
(and woo!)

come on summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Angelina Jolie looks like that all the time
I may be saying this because I don't like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# saucer of milk
for the captain's table
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I know, I know
I just fucking detest the bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# and kate moss?
anyone else?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Michael Winner
Westfuckingwood
the Pussycat Dolls
Girls Aloud
Tony B Liar
President W (obv)
Boner and hedge
Jeffrey Archer
Johnny 'Smug as you like' Vaughn
Jimmy 'comedic stylings of a pissy brick' Carr

That's all I can think of now.

I dislike loads of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)
# nice inclusion of the Vaughan there
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# OH he's a fucking cockend
And no mistake. The only reason I could bear to watch him was that Denise Van Outen obviously took him with a pinch of salt.

Heh, I meant to type cockend, but I typed sockend first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# i put socks on my cockend too
but only when i'm doing a puppet show
at the local kindergarden

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# That's the way to do it!
*hits Monte's 'puppet' with tiny cricket bat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# *pleasures*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# me?
O_O
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Are you on the list?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# i am teh cheryl tweedy
:)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *cunts in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# You haven't said NO to me once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# you haven't asked me anything
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Well then I shall remove her from your sight
(and lock her in my cellar)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# As long as you never feed her, that's fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Not sure I can guarantee that I'm afraid
Any reason behind the rage?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# see below
And more besides.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# 've met her
she seemed nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm
"i've met stalked her"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I honestly don't care
A friend (the same one who had to look after the Blessed for a day) worked with her and says she's lovely, but my hate is completely beyond rationality.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# oh, i understand it completely
from what i've read in the press i think she mind-bendingly mental
but she has charisma
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I've never liked her
When she was young and mental (supposedly) it was just all a bit 'OMG GOFFIK please look at me everyone while I strut around pouting and being a knobby little cow and wear my husbands blood around my neck because I'm so fucking alternative and it'll make everyone think I'm cool', and she hasn't got any better since.



*seethes*

EDIT: and that poor kid. NEW MESSIAH?!

well done Angelina, your child's going to get her face burnt by the 6th formers fag ends for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# i couldn't give a dogs bollock either way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)
# heh
you are rather good value, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Is she?

I'll take 2 then
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Tesco Value Sea Bitch!
I think that was nice, so thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)