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# yes
old people are twisted and evil
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I have 6 grandparents.
You have no need to remind me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Yay for confusing families!
I have 3 Grandads.

And that's the LEAST mind-bending bit...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I have an uncle and an aunt
who are younger than me. My Grandad is a frisky old bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# do they give you acid?
that'd be alright
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# sadly not...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# show-off
I only have one...

that's still alive, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Borrow one of mine
There:

Ex fireman- never in the country, very educated, fitter than I am at 78 years of age

married to

Ex primary school teacher- STRICT AS FUCK, only wears beige, used to wander around nekkid


short, foul mouthed fat old lady who loves nobody except her dog

married to

short, foul mouthed fat old man who loves me but doesn't like anyone else


mental old lady, no front teeth, absolutely batshit and slightly alcoholic. also gets her hair cut into a military crop by the man below

married to

ex trucker, no hair on top, big chops on the side though, obsessed with country and western and taught me all about menstruation because I was very young and at my grandparents when I started my periods.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I so hope that's a typo about the short foul-mouthed old lady...
I guess she loves no-one except her dog?

If she LOVERS her dog she should be arrested and stopped, before 4dam finds out and pays her a visit.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I ninjered it already.
And I dread to think.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# The fireman sounds about the best of the bunch
But, frankly, the one I've got is more than enough...

That reminds me. Anyone want a spare aunt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 13 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)