I believe in slowly killing Alan Sugar
by dropping thousands of Sinclair Spectrum +2s on his head...



That's why my fee for this animated gif is going to Great Ormond Street.

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( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:45, archived)

pffft!
 
Cruel and unusual..

I like it.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:47, archived)

yup...
...yup!
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 7:24, archived)

you are wrong
Sinclair was going out of business. Sugar saved the spectrum.

Yes, his Spectrums were a bastard child of the CPC range, but they sold.

btw: *clicks I like this*
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:49, archived)

I did own a +2 myself
and I don't doubt he saved the Spectrum.

But I would still take joy in smashing him over the head - he just rubs me up the wrong way.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:54, archived)

I like him
he's great on The Apprentice.

I love his no-bullshit approach. I cheer when he lays in to people, 'cause he's normally right.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:57, archived)

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDS

( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:58, archived)

I have said this before
but I don't think you can call anyone a nerd when the medium you use is an internet message board.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:00, archived)

He's not saying he's not a nerd, too.
 
As you rightly observe, we all are, by definition.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:01, archived)

I make up for my nerdiness
by being totally cool and awesome.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:03, archived)

As do we all.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:04, archived)

now now Mystery Bob
I've met you. You're a nice guy, but you're not cool and awesome.

Bearded and friendly, maybe.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:04, archived)

You're just jealous
of my coolness and awesomeness.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:07, archived)

probably
your ani gif is quite lovely. really. I've been staring it for the last 2 mins and it's all of the aces.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:08, archived)

Thank you
have a sneak preview of a song I am demo-ing for my super-secret self indulgent solo album.

EDIT: Deleted
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:16, archived)

pretty
I appreciate it's a demo. The strings are sweet. I assume you'll get real drums and bass for the final version.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:22, archived)

I liked the fake-ness of the drums and bass...
...I kind of wanted an electrinically-type-feel to it all.

Also, the drums loop at an odd number of beats. I only know one drummer who could probably cope with playing that and he is expensive.

I need to finish all my other tracks and convince my friend to release it on his label before I worry about that kind of thing though.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:27, archived)

that's the problem of sharing unfinished work
people have opinions different to your vision.

Don't listen to me, go and make the music you want to make. I'm certain it will be wonderful.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:33, archived)

That's
the plan.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:34, archived)

yay
and now, goodnight.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:36, archived)

How come nothing's been fp'ed for a couple of days?
I was beginning to think my F5 key was broken.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

I don't read enough to be a nerd.
I'm just a penicl necked geek.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:16, archived)

Scum-suckin' peahead with a lousy physique.
 
; )
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:21, archived)

NOTHING BUT A PENCIL NECK GEEK.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:23, archived)

nope, you mean
ollllllllllllllllllllllld peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeple
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:00, archived)

woo!
have my first ever woo!


( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:50, archived)

BOUNCING BOOBS!

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:59, archived)

woo...
...is right!...yum yum!
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 6:21, archived)

That is THE woo about here
HiCocks!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

rather tasty
I found an atari 720ste in my old room today, it is old
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 3:57, archived)

720?
not 520 or 1040?
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:02, archived)

fuck knows
I can't really remember but it was there
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:03, archived)

ah fair enough
:)
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:04, archived)

hahaha god job.

Also I've been enjoying looking for pictures of kids on myspace and blogs. The comedy never stops.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:00, archived)

Looking for pictures of kids?
My advice: If your computer breaks, don't get it repaired at PC world.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:02, archived)

Thats probably a good idea.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:04, archived)

Old people are funny too.

Unfortanatly they are a rarer occerance.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:08, archived)

Is that a stethescope?
I wouldn't want him as my doctor
( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:09, archived)

He could be the most dapper Doctor ever!
is it you?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

GLEEE!
 
"looking for pictures of kids" isn't something one would normally admit to, is it?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:02, archived)

No, I didnt mean it like that.
I've just been spazzing through myspace and blogs. I cant belive how stupid kids are. "BLOG BLOG BLOG".
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:04, archived)

Yeah, I know.
 
"BLOG BLOG BLOG".

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:14, archived)

By the power invested in me by
the under-educated mass media that pedal scare stories to morons I declare you a PEADOPHILE

/monkey dust
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:04, archived)

That girls lipstick would smear all over.
I would not like it.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:06, archived)

Mmmm sexy hardware


Does anyone know where this is from? Who made it and what the hell is it?
( mofaha : life during wartime, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:15, archived)

aaaahhhah!
 
I don't know, but I've seen it before, too.

I had a feeling it was a scene from some shitty movie, but I don't know why.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:19, archived)

I think he's from the Marx Bros film, "A Day at the Races"

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 5:58, archived)

That-a was not-a shitty movie.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 6:17, archived)

10 PRINT "WOO";
20 GOTO 10

RUN
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:32, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
*clicks and receives decent tactile feedback unlike on the rubber keys of the old style speccy*
( FoldsFive .blogspot.com, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 6:38, archived)

ho ho!
That got a real LOL from me
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Fri 20 Oct 2006, 8:44, archived)

What a way to go!
I would like to have seen him die from being FIRED - get it? Like clay?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

pffft!
I've got one of those in my home computer collection
*clicks*
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

Hahahaha!
Ace!
( Afinkawan, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)