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[challenge entry] Condoms...
So Sensation
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The ultimate in lies...

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(I helped save b3ta! THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# More rubber things..
Unnatural Sensation

I just don't like them ok?
(I helped save b3ta! THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# hey,
no-one said you have to have sex. It's okay if you prefer not to. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# and nor do your 53 illegitimate children
;op
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Can't you just get a girlfriend who's
on the pill. I have it's super...mmm, i'll be back in a minute I just have to go check my discharge against a colour chart
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# yellow = mellow
blue = tastes good in fondue
green = smells mean
red = better off dead
(que, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
# stop eating
them then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Those are fucking crap
they're quite difficult to put on. The Mates Infini 002 are much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Are you
Mr Osmond?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Fact:
Some comapny (Possibly Durex) Is making a condm with anesthetic on the inside to prevent any sensation at all - so you can just pretend the girl isn't there and enjoy the exercise you're getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I suspect
that many of the people making the terribly unpleasant misogynistic remarks on the board today spend a lot of time pretending the girl _is_ there...
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# :)
*larfs*
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# it is durex
they've got benzocaine in the end. it's a mild local anaesthetic.

it's quite a clever idea really.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] More of similar
anal

Oral

:D I don't have to find a bird on the pill, since I'm married, I don't get any with, or without :(
(I helped save b3ta! THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# nice ;-)
Aren't the flavours so you can eat her out and get a nice taste?
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# You know...
... I'd have never thought of that...
(I helped save b3ta! THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)