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( THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

More rubber things..


I just don't like them ok?
( THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)

hey,
no-one said you have to have sex. It's okay if you prefer not to. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

and nor do your 53 illegitimate children
;op
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Can't you just get a girlfriend who's
on the pill. I have it's super...mmm, i'll be back in a minute I just have to go check my discharge against a colour chart
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

yellow = mellow
blue = tastes good in fondue
green = smells mean
red = better off dead
(que, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

stop eating
them then.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Those are fucking crap
they're quite difficult to put on. The Mates Infini 002 are much better.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

Are you
Mr Osmond?
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

Fact:
Some comapny (Possibly Durex) Is making a condm with anesthetic on the inside to prevent any sensation at all - so you can just pretend the girl isn't there and enjoy the exercise you're getting.
( Your Mum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)

I suspect
that many of the people making the terribly unpleasant misogynistic remarks on the board today spend a lot of time pretending the girl _is_ there...
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)

:)
*larfs*
( Your Mum, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

it is durex
they've got benzocaine in the end. it's a mild local anaesthetic.

it's quite a clever idea really.
( new_matt, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)

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:D I don't have to find a bird on the pill, since I'm married, I don't get any with, or without :(
( THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

nice ;-)
Aren't the flavours so you can eat her out and get a nice taste?
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

You know...
... I'd have never thought of that...
( THEMike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)