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[challenge entry] Probably done before, again.
More apologies for this, my second post, but my scoutmaster gave me the inspiration for this around nine years ago.



And no, he didn't 'touch' me.

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:12, archived)
# haven't you heard?
"the internet is full of paedophiles" apparently

seethe
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, it is.

/letch
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# don't touch me
euuugh! It is funny that everytime the ad is on tv at work, everyone looks at me, knowing I spend most of my spare time with an intreveinous drip to the net.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# being a young'un
you all better be nice to me, else i'll report you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# We'll be nice...
I've got some kittens over here...
*slaps self*
not here
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)
# here...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# right that's it
you two get reported for showing me your pussy on the web.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)
# hairy pussy...
...I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# that won't go down well
with the local constabulary.
Or maybe it will...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
# you
will not speak of Deeley and Stevens in that way.

I will not stand for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I'm sure you'd rather they were hairy...
than shaven.
or waxed.

(they are lovely.... are they behaving any better?)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# unlurks
Or plucked.

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# LUREKERLURKERLURKER
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# you'd better sit down then
*buh-bum*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# TV at work?
Where? Giz a job!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# bloody
Sony. That's it, I'm doing a Sony ad...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# The Sony Centre?
Can I get a discount?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# wow!
how did u get a smiley instead of a akull?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Hasnt that fella in the ad
got a funny voice though...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# probably
flu
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)
# I've got Flu at the moment...
Do I sound like a paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I don't know.
ask yourself "do I sound like a paedophile" the answer I would hope would be no.
*edit* sorry, that sounded really harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Yeah but I've heard about you.
So I wasnt too fussed.
(edit) now that sounded harsh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:24, archived)
# "keep away from the guy with the funny eye
keep away from the funny-eyed guy"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Really?
Where can I download them?

Sorry, couldn't resist
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 18:16, archived)