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[challenge entry] My second attempt

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(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Can someone please explain to me in 2 sentences what this Wii controller broohaha is all about?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# it's motion sesitive, so you have to flail it around to play certain games.
Leading to it flying out of peoples hands into other peoples faces etc.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I see - cheers :)
So you mean when people flail solid angular objects around, there is a risk of that said object hitting people and injuring them?

Who fucking knew?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# haha
the stupid part is, you only have the flick the controller about an inch to get the required action on screen, but all of a sudden people think they are ninjas and are jumping around doing full sword movements with it etc. A bit sad if you ask me.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# like these tough guys
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Failedbacksomersaultnunchuk guy is the bestest.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I got it by email this morning
I was crying with laughter

ny fave is the guy with the apple
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# He was funny too.
I think the more impressive they were trying to be, the funnier it was when they fucked up. I could do better than them and I'm fat, massively unfit and haven't actually done any karate for about 15 years.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# you weren't number 4 were you?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I thought it was you who was number two
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Unfortunately this video is a deliberate attempt to be shit.

Shame.

I quite lidderally shat my frilly knickers with mirth the first time I saw that.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# :(
That was the only reason I vaguelly wanted a Wii
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
#
*shakes head*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# It's always good to shake your head after a Wii
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Best answer ever.
*baddabom* *tish*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I'd just had a lot to drink :)
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# you use it as if you were holding the real thing..
instead of "press x to hit with tennis racket", you swing the controller as if it were a real racket etc. Some numpties cannot keep the thing in their hands, resulting in broken teeth, ornaments, TVs, children...
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Needs more wriststrap
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha!
you love it

and it's not just motion sensitive
it's also aware of it's position in space as well
(something the PS3 pad can't do)
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# GHEY.
I have decided that all consoles are shit anyway now. I'm going back to game & watch.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# i'm inclined to join you
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Me too!
Ludo anyone?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# kerplunk, and you're on!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *pulls on yellow straw*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Game On!
My place at 6!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I get that bit
it's the love egg in the other hand thast confuses me!

And 'ning Muggles!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# yo yo yo cheekyboy!
how's it hanging?

slightly to the left again?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Indeed it is!
I'm slowly pulling round to the right tho!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# do you remember those old Pong TV console games?
its the real life version of one of the bats in that
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Ta
I've said it before and I'll say it again - it looks like something to adjust your Craftmatic Bed
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Thora was the beta tester
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Haha, I've got one of those in the loft!
I must get it out and have a fiddle.

*gets it out and has a fiddle*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# people who are really fucking stupid
keep letting go of the controller and whipping it into the tv/lamp/child/wife.

These people are blaming Nintendo for not making the wrist strap strong enough.

They are morons
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# totally
they should cover the outside with "one-way" barbs

They'd make fucking sure they kept a grip on it then.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# ha ha!
they've had to add a safety notice about playing with "sweaty palms"
:D
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# *awaits first wank simulator*
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# are you suggesting that the partners of battered women
should be given Nintendo Wii wotsits to use instead?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Why the Wii controller
I am rissing here
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# My dad has a Wii controller
we call it a colostomy bag
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# There is lots of news at the moment about people
accidentally chucking the controllers into people's faces, windows, glass lampshades.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# As well as
punching spouses, walls, fists through windows and doors etc. because their living room is slightly smaller than they think it is.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Any better?
I hope that this one gets a better reception than my first one did.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# so far, so good!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I am just discussing this
with a girl at work!!!
Mind the piss!!


Woo! btw.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)