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[challenge entry] seeing as theres been a few of the milk snatcher
have one for this ruinous cock-jockey too.



edited for all you lovely pedants!

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:38, archived)
# 2006?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# There is still time...
give it a day or 2
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# Yes dear, no dear, but what is the challenge dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Ris?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:41, archived)
# The challenge is 2007 Obituaries
and I am being pedantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Indeed you are....
i love being pedantic
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Got to hurry then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# Yes dear, no dear, but what is the challenge dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Hmm.
1st Jan 2007 obituary for man who dies Tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Ooh!
*has idea*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Leave James Brown and Gerald Ford out of this
...or dont
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# *awaits said idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# You are Teh WINNAR
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# bugger
you said that before i could get to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:47, archived)
# Cereal box politics
Rules OK
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)
# if she was still able
I'd not only vote for her, I'd summon an army to make her president.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# nice
I am rather glad I can not remember the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# they were wank
but they were fuckloads better than the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# *Was born in 1987*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# *was born in 1977*
I got punk, you got acid house.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Neither is worth listening to.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:48, archived)
# i was born in 63 ive had the fucking lot since the beatles
punk an acid house were highlights for me anyway, there dosent seem to be very much in the way of joyful rebellious racket at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Yay!
A fellow 60s baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:26, archived)
# I was in the middle and
was brought up on hair metal :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)
# I found Yngwie Malmsteen and Cacophony when I was 14
Before that I wasn't in to music really.

But all the stuff I listen to (Dream Theater etc) Started around the time I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)
# mine is all mixed
up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
# 1977
was a good year.
I was born, and on the same day, A 20.2-kg (44-lb.-9-oz.) lobster is caught off Nova Scotia (heaviest known crustacean).

Oh, and in agreement with Mr. Horrible, the 80's weren't that bad considering the 70's had refuse collection strikes, 3 day weeks, fuck all telly, power cuts and fuel shortages, and a wanky shitty Labour Govm't.

Being an 80's kid was quite good actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)
# Wow, the same as the 00's but with no Refuse strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)
#
true.
mind you, they might as well be on fucking refuse strikes these days, seeing as they fucking refuse to collect the rubbish if your lid is open by over 0.007mm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:59, archived)
# At my house in Loughborough
I got told they wont collect it if they find something that you can recycle in your general refuse bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)
# or in a bag
I mean, how much plastic waste to we make, and they insist on more even when you've put a box out?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# *was born in 1985*
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
# wait a minute...
that's not saddam!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# What?
you mean it's actually *not* desireable for the government to subsidise a massively loss making industry ?

You shock me...

*awaits flames*
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)
#
aha! the government will be the first fuckers in it, in say 20 - 30 years when we are being held to ransom by russian gas lords!
Mind you, we still have plenty of coal reserves left, pity we won't have any fucking skilled mine engineers to bring em back into service!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# tis a shame
that controllable fusion is still 50 odd years away at least.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:32, archived)
# that is a rather famous
satirical image.

EDIT:/ He's on the fucking gallows. Can't the do George Galloway at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Indeed
it is. I therefore am taking absolutely no credit for making the aforementioned rather famous image.
Besides, i don't think some of the kiddies would know about Chernenko....
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Sorry, I is
a rather old bugger and former member of Militant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:06, archived)
# oooooo!
teh 'militant worker' eh?

you rebel you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 30 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)