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[challenge entry] Ol' Squashed Face
Long time listener, first time caller.
Click for bigness.


From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(Terence"Pass The Marmalade" Slideshow, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I would read that but I fear clicking for big
when the thumbnail is 300kb.

My modem would burst into flames
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *sits*
orders a bag of popcorn, and waits for the flaming to begin...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I forgot that it was newbie tuesday too.
What a day to start work again
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# 301.03 KB of fuckin' hell
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# is that a dejected alligator
or a dejected crocodile?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# he's larry the croc from pearls before swine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I've no idea what that is
:D

I have no idea what anything is

:/

oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Is that a filesize in your pocket or are you just gald to see us?
Hahaha! 'jazz' yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
econpapers.repec.org/paper/wpawuwpma/0203005.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Why the hell did I click that?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# in a thing called love?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You've got that song in my head.
And now I must facerape you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Here:
media-server.amazon.com/media/B00000I072001021/King%20Missile-Sensitive%20Artist.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ping!
happy new year you cunts! i just woke up
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# 'lo gravy
Happy new year
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# jpeg it
png is evil - *bumrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# How can you make that so big?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# view the source
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I honestly like big filesizes
because you get some fairly hilarious comments about them
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# What you want to drink Kowalski?
MEAT


(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm going to buy the Ren and Stimpy box sets
and rub them on my busters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# i was dissapointed i didn't get the dangermouse dvd boxset
for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I got two box sets.
Sex and the City seasons 3 and 4.


I'm sorry, all. I know it's unforgiveable. I'll make it all worse by saying I watched the Vicar of Dibley last night and really enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# when she fell in the giant puddle?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
# The one where she got married?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# oh i thought you'd never ask!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *fingerguns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:37, archived)
# that gives me
happy happy joy joy!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# My manwife reminded me of it a few days ago as I was on a steak rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i love you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# You're only human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)
# width
and height

does not a fucking thumbnail make

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Don't take the flaming personally.
Filesizes are pretty important to a lot of people here. The sacred FAQ advises you keep still images to around 50k. Optimise it, smile and apologise, and soon people will realise that your piece is actually pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Or spam out shit untill we hate you so much we can only sit back and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# fucking hell
Click for bigger? how much bigger can it get?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# is that even a challenge?
:D

I'm sure someone will post a 4mb two colour picture at some point
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I think we have our new challenge.
ROLL ON WEDNESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
yay!

wouldn't such a challenge caused the boiling of blood until the point where it all erupts in a great big explosive detonation of blood and piss and flying guts resulting in death, rioting, looting and fire and destruction in the vicinity?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Cripes!
You lot don't hold back! I've changed the link to appease you fuckers. It seems that I am almost as popular as squashed face himself. All I dones was post a link! Imagine Cullum all over your face!
(Terence"Pass The Marmalade" Slideshow, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 20:41, archived)