Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff...

Clicky for speak

I guess we all know a publican like Moe..
( Jahled Meu Barato, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)

Erm..
eh?
( Duncoffin seeking legal advice from my fridge?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)

I'm guessing
that Moe is the bartender there, as he is behind a bar.

But, as for the man in the foreground? RIS?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)

A jewl thief from Casablanca
!!!!
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)

Exactly

( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)

Dave, if you claim to live here,
why don't you pay rent?
( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

If I had to pay rent
I couldn't live here
( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

You cannot afford the minimum of 2 pounds per month?

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

No

( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

I bet you can.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

Some months, yes
But not many
( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

How the hell can you not?

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

My money disappears after I put it on my graphics tablet
And later, strange cars appear in my room
( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

Two pounds a month is nothing at all. Pay up.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)

How?

( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)

pay pal.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:01, archived)

Don't have one

( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)

Then get one.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)

I think you need a bank account

( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)

Then get one.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)

I tried that once
They told me to go to their somewhere branch instead

So I didn't
( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)

Go there.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

No

( davew27 roffle, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)

there are
OTHER ways of paying
( SiX is the arch nemisis of Justin Timberlake, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

its alot of money\!

( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)

what?
It's not that expensive
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

he's
Cyber squatting!
(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

...or at least feed the parking meter...

( mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

Aw probably better in my head
but how would you react when the person you're at the mercy of for ale says: "Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff..." in real life?
( Jahled Meu Barato, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

Challenge!

(monkdagola words delude me, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

I have never been in a pub.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)

russia is a nice/beautiful country?

( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)

Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt, das macht hundert Jahre alt
( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)

one drinks pure and cold Vodka to live for 100 years
[not sure on 'pure']
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)

Mädchen sind zum Küssen da
( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)

Girls are to ?Kussen? there
ha.. beaten me
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)

Girls are there for kissing.

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)

awesome..
turns out my German A-level was useful after all
( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)

pure=neat

( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha hey!

( Master Of Turnips., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)

Thanks
but I don't like RIS pudding all that much.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)

i thought it was georgie best.

( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)

me too.

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)