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[challenge entry] Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff...

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I guess we all know a publican like Moe..

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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Erm..
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I'm guessing
that Moe is the bartender there, as he is behind a bar.

But, as for the man in the foreground? RIS?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:38, archived)
# A jewl thief from Casablanca
!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Dave, if you claim to live here,
why don't you pay rent?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)
# If I had to pay rent
I couldn't live here
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)
# You cannot afford the minimum of 2 pounds per month?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I bet you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Some months, yes
But not many
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)
# How the hell can you not?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)
# My money disappears after I put it on my graphics tablet
And later, strange cars appear in my room
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Two pounds a month is nothing at all. Pay up.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:59, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:00, archived)
# pay pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Then get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I think you need a bank account
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Then get one.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I tried that once
They told me to go to their somewhere branch instead

So I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Go there.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:09, archived)
# there are
OTHER ways of paying
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)
# its alot of money\!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:50, archived)
# what?
It's not that expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)
# he's
Cyber squatting!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)
# ...or at least feed the parking meter...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Aw probably better in my head
but how would you react when the person you're at the mercy of for ale says: "Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff..." in real life?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I have never been in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:44, archived)
# russia is a nice/beautiful country?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:45, archived)
#
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt, das macht hundert Jahre alt
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:47, archived)
# one drinks pure and cold Vodka to live for 100 years
[not sure on 'pure']
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:48, archived)
#
Mädchen sind zum Küssen da
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Girls are to ?Kussen? there
ha.. beaten me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Girls are there for kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)
# awesome..
turns out my German A-level was useful after all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:58, archived)
# pure=neat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Thanks
but I don't like RIS pudding all that much.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:46, archived)
# i thought it was georgie best.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:54, archived)
# me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 19:55, archived)