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# hahaha as much as this pic is huuuuuuuge there is no way it's NSFW
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
# my boss doesn't like me looking at bikini models on my work computer.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
# so don't
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
# i wouldn't
but people do post them here on b3ta.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
# so hide the post
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
# the problem with hide is
that it hides the entire thread
and not just the pic.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# FireFox and AdBlock are your friends.
*right clicks*
*hides*
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# that's great
but i am at work
and unable to download and install firefox due to IT department cuntery.
it would be easier if people just didn't post pics of bikini-clad girls.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Ahh, my condolences
Do what I used to do...hack the PC.

To be fair - we send things worse than that around on email here. I work in a rather strange place....cool though.....
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
# unfortunately this is a community site
not set up specifically to suit you
so you will have to make do with it as it is
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# i understand that
and love it as it is.
i just like to whine.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
# maybe
you should eplain to your boss that allowing you to look at b3ta at work, and not liking you looking at bikini models is not really congrouous.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
# hide button FTW
edit: *is slow*
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
#
dont fucking come on b3ta then while at work
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
oh noooooooooo
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# and who the fuck are you, gobshite?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I can't help thinking that might be a little harsh
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# harsh...
but funny
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
insert fucking your mum 'joke' here
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
# you must be mistaking this for /talk, son
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
a member for 12 days and you are calling me son?

it gets better and better :-)
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
# indeed I am
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Rofl!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# mayb it is
your dad
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
# but the point is i CAN look at b3ta when i'm at work, as long as it's not pics of bikini clad girls.
also, as i'm a gaybo i'd prefer not to see them anyway.
and, don't tell me what to do.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
#
dont tell you what to do?

you mean like telling others to make sure their posts are compliant with your office IT policy.

well done :)
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
# not my office IT policy.
the b3ta FAQ.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
#
mods job - not some board nazi

if disney faces on a FHM picture is deemed 'porn' then i despair
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# i'm no nazi.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# oooo you can link! well done.
*pat pat*

the trouble is that the pic only has to be mistakeable for porn, not actually porn.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)
# true dat^
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
# And if you do...
...wipe it up before the boss sees.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Peoples bosses are b3tans?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# My boss doesn't like me depositing my man-fat in his lunch.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
# then dont
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# but I have to put it SOMEWHERE!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
# get a u-bend from a plumber supply place
you can work out the rest

just try to hold it in
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i'm sure there are many more pics that get posted everyday on b3ta that your boss would rather you didn't look at
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Donno, I'm scrolling past it so its not on the screen
Better safe than sorry
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Y'see if people are doing that
then in my opinion it's NSFW.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
# that's what the hide button does
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Shouldn't be any need for it should there?
That's like saying "hey post massive pictures of erect cocks, you can just hide it".

Misses the point a little.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
# it's a shit massive post
we'd all be glad if he deleted it for that
but it's not NSFW
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I say lets all post massive pictures of erect cocks
I don't know about you, but I'm up for that!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# pah
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# you know you want to
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I hardly think an FHM style picture can be compared to an image of an erect penis
There are loads of images used on b3ta with 'sexy ladies' on - no-one says anything then.

I do think it's just for the sake of extra noob flaming ammo.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I agree, but saying "hey just use the hide button"
is a little silly methinks.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# this
if it was that important to people they wouldnt come on b3ta in the first place. it is hardly a site that never causes offence.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# .
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I concur

(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# If I click "hide" then the firewall blocks everything for "violent content"
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# erm
guess you're really up shit creek then?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# crikey
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yea its somewhat random
I can't get profiles or Gazz for the same reason
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# it's probably beacause gaz uses the 'cunt-puncher', font.
they should sort that out.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
# adblock FTW
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
# At home maybe
But at work, fun is outlawed
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# aye, same for a lot of folk, 'tis a shame.
*uses firefox at work*

*struts*
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ^ this
lucky, lucky me!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
# our IT folks even disable the microsoft office assistant, on installation.
how cool is that?

*hugs IT dept*
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
# if it can be construed as pron from a distance it is
plus all it takes is for someone to get offended and folk can loose their job, or at least get very very fucked by their boss

but still, bewbies!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I forgot b3ta is normally a non offensive place :(
pffffft
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha
if you are really nice I'll give you a bag of smiths salt and shake crisps
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Michael J Fox can shake 'em up good for me first!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# at first it seems like a good idea
but when you try to eat the salty potato shrapnel it leaves, suddenly you realise the folly of such action
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
# they used to do 'flavour n shake' crips too - remember them? Horrid.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
# salt and shake crisps are a total con
greasy tasting thin crap

and "a little paper twist with salt in was the ingenious solution" hahaha, INGENIUOUS

instead of twattting the buggers nicking the pots of salt, what kind of a fucking world was that

"Man, I gotta fucking take that guy's salt" "dude!!! it's too risky think of your kids" "Fuck it man, I gotta salt lick!!"

I really really don't understand this planet

*cries*
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
# between the hours of 3.00am and 3.01am?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# 'lose'
/pedant
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
# What if he meant people's jobs could be made less tight?
Perhaps in the manner of a post partum vagina?
Eh?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)