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(Philmutt, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

crikey that's
big

and seamy



Is Wednesday the new Tuesday??
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)

NSFW!
Linky please.

:oP
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

Bah!
I guessed that was coming...
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

sarchasm?

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

PHILMUTT.
be a sweetie, use EDIT and delete the bit that says (img = your image)and leave everything else as it is.
edit/jesus was it worth it?
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

what?
eh?
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

you know what i mean.
although as my kind request kept going plastic tits up,
i lost the will to live.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

Wednesday is "Rollover Tuesday"
or "Double Tuesday".
( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)

Must be tuesday

( davew27, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

Is it Tuesday already?

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

come to think of it yesterday was very quiet for noobies

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

wow
EDIT: jesus! That's huge!
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

Is that what...
...Mary Magdelene said the first time?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

my boss doesn't like me looking at bikini models on my work computer.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

^this.
Link it please.

And make it fucking smaller.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

Does he/she prefer proper porn?

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

hahaha as much as this pic is huuuuuuuge there is no way it's NSFW

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

my boss doesn't like me looking at bikini models on my work computer.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

so don't

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

i wouldn't
but people do post them here on b3ta.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

so hide the post

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

the problem with hide is
that it hides the entire thread
and not just the pic.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

FireFox and AdBlock are your friends.
*right clicks*
*hides*
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

that's great
but i am at work
and unable to download and install firefox due to IT department cuntery.
it would be easier if people just didn't post pics of bikini-clad girls.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

Ahh, my condolences
Do what I used to do...hack the PC.

To be fair - we send things worse than that around on email here. I work in a rather strange place....cool though.....
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

unfortunately this is a community site
not set up specifically to suit you
so you will have to make do with it as it is
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

i understand that
and love it as it is.
i just like to whine.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)

maybe
you should eplain to your boss that allowing you to look at b3ta at work, and not liking you looking at bikini models is not really congrouous.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)

hide button FTW
edit: *is slow*
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

dont fucking come on b3ta then while at work
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6719049
( davew27, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

oh noooooooooo
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

and who the fuck are you, gobshite?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

I can't help thinking that might be a little harsh

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

harsh...
but funny
( Noely Noel «::S::» «:::W:::» «::E::» «::R::» «::V::» «::E::», Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

insert fucking your mum 'joke' here
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

you must be mistaking this for /talk, son

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

a member for 12 days and you are calling me son?

it gets better and better :-)
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

indeed I am

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)

Rofl!

( davew27, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

mayb it is
your dad
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)

but the point is i CAN look at b3ta when i'm at work, as long as it's not pics of bikini clad girls.
also, as i'm a gaybo i'd prefer not to see them anyway.
and, don't tell me what to do.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

dont tell you what to do?

you mean like telling others to make sure their posts are compliant with your office IT policy.

well done :)
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

not my office IT policy.
the b3ta FAQ.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

mods job - not some board nazi

if disney faces on a FHM picture is deemed 'porn' then i despair
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

i'm no nazi.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6719176
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

oooo you can link! well done.
*pat pat*

the trouble is that the pic only has to be mistakeable for porn, not actually porn.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)

true dat^

( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)

And if you do...
...wipe it up before the boss sees.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

hahahaha
:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

Peoples bosses are b3tans?

( davew27, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)

My boss doesn't like me depositing my man-fat in his lunch.

( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

then dont

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

but I have to put it SOMEWHERE!

( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

get a u-bend from a plumber supply place
you can work out the rest

just try to hold it in
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

i'm sure there are many more pics that get posted everyday on b3ta that your boss would rather you didn't look at

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

Donno, I'm scrolling past it so its not on the screen
Better safe than sorry
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

Y'see if people are doing that
then in my opinion it's NSFW.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

that's what the hide button does

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

Shouldn't be any need for it should there?
That's like saying "hey post massive pictures of erect cocks, you can just hide it".

Misses the point a little.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

it's a shit massive post
we'd all be glad if he deleted it for that
but it's not NSFW
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

I say lets all post massive pictures of erect cocks
I don't know about you, but I'm up for that!
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

pah

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

you know you want to

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

I hardly think an FHM style picture can be compared to an image of an erect penis
There are loads of images used on b3ta with 'sexy ladies' on - no-one says anything then.

I do think it's just for the sake of extra noob flaming ammo.
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

I agree, but saying "hey just use the hide button"
is a little silly methinks.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

this
if it was that important to people they wouldnt come on b3ta in the first place. it is hardly a site that never causes offence.
(edgyandcrazy, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

.

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

I concur

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

If I click "hide" then the firewall blocks everything for "violent content"

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

erm
guess you're really up shit creek then?
( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

crikey

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

Yea its somewhat random
I can't get profiles or Gazz for the same reason
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

it's probably beacause gaz uses the 'cunt-puncher', font.
they should sort that out.
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

adblock FTW

( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

At home maybe
But at work, fun is outlawed
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

aye, same for a lot of folk, 'tis a shame.
*uses firefox at work*

*struts*
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

^ this
lucky, lucky me!
( Noely Noel «::S::» «:::W:::» «::E::» «::R::» «::V::» «::E::», Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

our IT folks even disable the microsoft office assistant, on installation.
how cool is that?

*hugs IT dept*
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)

if it can be construed as pron from a distance it is
plus all it takes is for someone to get offended and folk can loose their job, or at least get very very fucked by their boss

but still, bewbies!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

I forgot b3ta is normally a non offensive place :(
pffffft
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha
if you are really nice I'll give you a bag of smiths salt and shake crisps
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

Michael J Fox can shake 'em up good for me first!

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

at first it seems like a good idea
but when you try to eat the salty potato shrapnel it leaves, suddenly you realise the folly of such action
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

they used to do 'flavour n shake' crips too - remember them? Horrid.

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

salt and shake crisps are a total con
greasy tasting thin crap

and "a little paper twist with salt in was the ingenious solution" hahaha, INGENIUOUS

instead of twattting the buggers nicking the pots of salt, what kind of a fucking world was that

"Man, I gotta fucking take that guy's salt" "dude!!! it's too risky think of your kids" "Fuck it man, I gotta salt lick!!"

I really really don't understand this planet

*cries*
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)

between the hours of 3.00am and 3.01am?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

'lose'
/pedant
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

What if he meant people's jobs could be made less tight?
Perhaps in the manner of a post partum vagina?
Eh?
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)

Is it Tuesday again?

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

*fwaps to infinity*

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

I like this
Can you make it smaller?


( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

Comic Sans is for failures
you're not a failure are you?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

It was my first post
Considering the level of first posts we've seen here I think I can get away with comic sans
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)

yif?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)

where's doctorwhen?

( Mr. Johnson, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

linky please
some pople are at work and smut is not allowed

also, the file size is fucking massive

and it's also seamlessly done.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

I love the way Pocahontas's hair
appears to have been cut by a blind barber.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

with a rusty pair if child scissors

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

child scissors
for scissoring childs
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)

what the fuck is this?
some fucking contest to see who can post the most fucking gigantic fucking picture that finally fucking breaks the fucking interfuckingnet?

fucking.

fuck.

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

fucker

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)

IN THE FACE

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

and the text isn't even anti-aliased

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

Schoolboy error, innit
:)
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

I personally find that the most offensive aspect

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

^this^

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)

Probabily fraser's idea
He does that time to time just to fuck us off
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

there's too much evil in the world
:(
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

Fuck the fuck!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

yeah
!

to funky disco music
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

Just as you said that "Sabrosa" by the Beastie boys came on my mp3

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

yeah :D

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

For this one, bigger is better.
*fwaps*
( Fork Tweet shit., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

333K? Waiting for the most amazing animation of my life...
waiting

waiting

waiting
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)

It just has about a billion frames that play at 1 frame an hour
But its well worth the wait
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

Anything that takes that long must be good

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

Pffft!
But the extra 280 kb should've been used for a bit of colour matching.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

at least
you can rest an ashtray on the one next to snowies head.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)

Welcome to B3ta
and my ignored list.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)

a hole in one.

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

Altogether now...
You...are...a......
Bandwidth wasting cunt
Posting a picture of improbable size
It's also a bit of smut
And thus you we despise.

Yer a cunt, yer a cunt, yer a CUUUUUUNT!

And when you get someone fired from their job
For your fucking massive pic
You'll probably hear them sob
And it's be because you're a dick.

And a cunt, yer a cunt, yer a CUUUUUUNT!

I thank you.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

*aplauds*

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

christ

( mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)

Is this
a Macc Lads song?
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

Who?
This is a 100% TwistedLucidity original. Can't you see the talent shining through?

Nope, nor can I.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)

zoinks!!!

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

Try a smaller file format...
Like BMP
(Woody999, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)

IS THERE A MODERATOR IN THE HOUSE?!

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

Would, would, would, would, would

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)

of course

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)

Hi new fella
please can you read the FAQ before you post stuff as this is
a) massive (still images should be about 50k)
b) possibly Not Safe For Work due to the bookbs and such like.

Cheers.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)

Books! I agree!
What does he think this is? A fucking Library?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)

hahahahahah
changed ;)
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)

It's still fucking huge.
You twat.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:06, archived)

New item for FAQ
To facilitate maximum fwappage, when posting pictures of nearly nekkid ladies, please also post the source pic.
(netpixie touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)

Ignore those twats
It is not bad now it is shrunk.
And I don't see how it could be considered NSFW, when not so long ago the board was filled with CDCs spunking on kids.
(Potatoman, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)