They all do it in the end.
From the Real-life Cartoons challenge. See all 537 entries (closed)
( , Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
From the Real-life Cartoons challenge. See all 537 entries (closed)
( , Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
PHILMUTT.
be a sweetie, use EDIT and delete the bit that says (img = your image)and leave everything else as it is.
edit/jesus was it worth it?
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39,
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edit/jesus was it worth it?
you know what i mean.
although as my kind request kept going plastic tits up,
i lost the will to live.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:46,
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i lost the will to live.
my boss doesn't like me looking at bikini models on my work computer.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:23,
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hahaha as much as this pic is huuuuuuuge there is no way it's NSFW
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27,
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my boss doesn't like me looking at bikini models on my work computer.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29,
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the problem with hide is
that it hides the entire thread
and not just the pic.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36,
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and not just the pic.
that's great
but i am at work
and unable to download and install firefox due to IT department cuntery.
it would be easier if people just didn't post pics of bikini-clad girls.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38,
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and unable to download and install firefox due to IT department cuntery.
it would be easier if people just didn't post pics of bikini-clad girls.
Ahh, my condolences
Do what I used to do...hack the PC.
To be fair - we send things worse than that around on email here. I work in a rather strange place....cool though.....
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40,
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To be fair - we send things worse than that around on email here. I work in a rather strange place....cool though.....
unfortunately this is a community site
not set up specifically to suit you
so you will have to make do with it as it is
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:44,
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so you will have to make do with it as it is
maybe
you should eplain to your boss that allowing you to look at b3ta at work, and not liking you looking at bikini models is not really congrouous.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:58,
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a member for 12 days and you are calling me son?
it gets better and better :-)
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41,
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it gets better and better :-)
but the point is i CAN look at b3ta when i'm at work, as long as it's not pics of bikini clad girls.
also, as i'm a gaybo i'd prefer not to see them anyway.
and, don't tell me what to do.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37,
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and, don't tell me what to do.
dont tell you what to do?
you mean like telling others to make sure their posts are compliant with your office IT policy.
well done :)
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40,
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you mean like telling others to make sure their posts are compliant with your office IT policy.
well done :)
mods job - not some board nazi
if disney faces on a FHM picture is deemed 'porn' then i despair
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:44,
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if disney faces on a FHM picture is deemed 'porn' then i despair
oooo you can link! well done.
*pat pat*
the trouble is that the pic only has to be mistakeable for porn, not actually porn.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:49,
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the trouble is that the pic only has to be mistakeable for porn, not actually porn.
get a u-bend from a plumber supply place
you can work out the rest
just try to hold it in
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36,
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just try to hold it in
i'm sure there are many more pics that get posted everyday on b3ta that your boss would rather you didn't look at
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:31,
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Donno, I'm scrolling past it so its not on the screen
Better safe than sorry
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29,
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Shouldn't be any need for it should there?
That's like saying "hey post massive pictures of erect cocks, you can just hide it".
Misses the point a little.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:32,
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Misses the point a little.
it's a shit massive post
we'd all be glad if he deleted it for that
but it's not NSFW
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33,
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but it's not NSFW
I say lets all post massive pictures of erect cocks
I don't know about you, but I'm up for that!
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33,
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I hardly think an FHM style picture can be compared to an image of an erect penis
There are loads of images used on b3ta with 'sexy ladies' on - no-one says anything then.
I do think it's just for the sake of extra noob flaming ammo.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34,
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I do think it's just for the sake of extra noob flaming ammo.
I agree, but saying "hey just use the hide button"
is a little silly methinks.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37,
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this
if it was that important to people they wouldnt come on b3ta in the first place. it is hardly a site that never causes offence.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37,
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If I click "hide" then the firewall blocks everything for "violent content"
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33,
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Yea its somewhat random
I can't get profiles or Gazz for the same reason
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:36,
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it's probably beacause gaz uses the 'cunt-puncher', font.
they should sort that out.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:45,
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aye, same for a lot of folk, 'tis a shame.
*uses firefox at work*
*struts*
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39,
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*struts*
our IT folks even disable the microsoft office assistant, on installation.
how cool is that?
*hugs IT dept*
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:52,
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*hugs IT dept*
if it can be construed as pron from a distance it is
plus all it takes is for someone to get offended and folk can loose their job, or at least get very very fucked by their boss
but still, bewbies!
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29,
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but still, bewbies!
hahahaha
if you are really nice I'll give you a bag of smiths salt and shake crisps
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:33,
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at first it seems like a good idea
but when you try to eat the salty potato shrapnel it leaves, suddenly you realise the folly of such action
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37,
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they used to do 'flavour n shake' crips too - remember them? Horrid.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:38,
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salt and shake crisps are a total con
greasy tasting thin crap
and "a little paper twist with salt in was the ingenious solution" hahaha, INGENIUOUS
instead of twattting the buggers nicking the pots of salt, what kind of a fucking world was that
"Man, I gotta fucking take that guy's salt" "dude!!! it's too risky think of your kids" "Fuck it man, I gotta salt lick!!"
I really really don't understand this planet
*cries*
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:40,
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and "a little paper twist with salt in was the ingenious solution" hahaha, INGENIUOUS
instead of twattting the buggers nicking the pots of salt, what kind of a fucking world was that
"Man, I gotta fucking take that guy's salt" "dude!!! it's too risky think of your kids" "Fuck it man, I gotta salt lick!!"
I really really don't understand this planet
*cries*
What if he meant people's jobs could be made less tight?
Perhaps in the manner of a post partum vagina?
Eh?
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:39,
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Eh?
It was my first post
Considering the level of first posts we've seen here I think I can get away with comic sans
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:35,
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linky please
some pople are at work and smut is not allowed
also, the file size is fucking massive
and it's also seamlessly done.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24,
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also, the file size is fucking massive
and it's also seamlessly done.
I love the way Pocahontas's hair
appears to have been cut by a blind barber.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27,
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what the fuck is this?
some fucking contest to see who can post the most fucking gigantic fucking picture that finally fucking breaks the fucking interfuckingnet?
fucking.
fuck.
:D
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:24,
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fucking.
fuck.
:D
Probabily fraser's idea
He does that time to time just to fuck us off
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25,
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Just as you said that "Sabrosa" by the Beastie boys came on my mp3
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:29,
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333K? Waiting for the most amazing animation of my life...
waiting
waiting
waiting
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:25,
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waiting
waiting
It just has about a billion frames that play at 1 frame an hour
But its well worth the wait
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:28,
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Pffft!
But the extra 280 kb should've been used for a bit of colour matching.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:26,
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at least
you can rest an ashtray on the one next to snowies head.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:27,
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Altogether now...
You...are...a......
Bandwidth wasting cunt
Posting a picture of improbable size
It's also a bit of smut
And thus you we despise.
Yer a cunt, yer a cunt, yer a CUUUUUUNT!
And when you get someone fired from their job
For your fucking massive pic
You'll probably hear them sob
And it's be because you're a dick.
And a cunt, yer a cunt, yer a CUUUUUUNT!
I thank you.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:30,
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Bandwidth wasting cunt
Posting a picture of improbable size
It's also a bit of smut
And thus you we despise.
Yer a cunt, yer a cunt, yer a CUUUUUUNT!
And when you get someone fired from their job
For your fucking massive pic
You'll probably hear them sob
And it's be because you're a dick.
And a cunt, yer a cunt, yer a CUUUUUUNT!
I thank you.
Who?
This is a 100% TwistedLucidity original. Can't you see the talent shining through?
Nope, nor can I.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:34,
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Nope, nor can I.
Hi new fella
please can you read the FAQ before you post stuff as this is
a) massive (still images should be about 50k)
b) possibly Not Safe For Work due to the bookbs and such like.
Cheers.
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:37,
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a) massive (still images should be about 50k)
b) possibly Not Safe For Work due to the boo
Cheers.
Books! I agree!
What does he think this is? A fucking Library?
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Wed 10 Jan 2007, 12:41,
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