the true! ripper


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(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)

"The True!"

haha.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

Ris?
Have you had your glass of blackcurrant cordial and a wagon wheel?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

I am vaguely aware
that this character is called "Fat Albert", beyond that I'm lost
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

I think it's racism.

Let's all laugh at racism.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

"A genuine chocolate-face! No make-up!"

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

hos?
hoes?

Hull?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

oo some legs in a bin.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

hahaha!
hello and welcome.
your name made me laugh.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

it made me laugh
when I read it in the profanisaurus two weeks ago
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

i must remember to scroll down when i rejoin the board.
i however have never seen profanisaurus, so for me it's new.
i can hardly judge anyone on name originality.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

fair enough
i was just being a git
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)

git!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

stealing jokes from viz on b3ta!
perish the thought
( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)

Heskey
a fat lass who goes down at the slightest touch
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

:) t'is where I got my sig from
Aslan n: a lass with the hair of a lion, the face of a witch and the body of a wardrobe.
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

pffft

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)

"The True!"

haha!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

best sentance ever

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

I couldn't! agree more
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)

best spelling of sentence ever
:D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

no, this is the best spelling of sentence ever...


"cuntyflaps"
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

i stand corrected

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

ALSO! as a pointer!
that first guy who was arrested, has been released yes..?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

but the other guy arrested was jailed

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)

I can't keep track of all these new recycling laws.
Lovely first* post! Welcome aboard.


_{* We'll ignore that other one.}
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)

ya wha?
Its not fuckin racist i just saw a pic made me laugh so i made it look like ripper, just couldnt fit 5 prossie legs in a bin lol! and me name is from viz yer i love that mag and im all out of wagon wheels
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)

ta!
thanks walrus! ive been viewing b3ta for a while just fancied messin around
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)

you're being a twat.
Learn how to post
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)

haha ^this

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)

Quite alright.
But you should expect to receive a bit of a flaming unless you type in Perfect Queen's English with BBC Received Pronunciation.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)

you've ruined everything now ,LOL?????
god i hate lol,rofl and all that other playground stuff.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

lold and rofld
were the only two things i never experienced in the playground.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)

is it
school holidays?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:30, archived)

:|
Oh dear.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

Lol?
Fucking lol?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)

oh dear
cunt alert!
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

oooh the delicious irony.

Seriously, aren't you wondering why your replies are nowhere near the post you're replying to?

Read the fucking FAQ
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)

I wonder
who the cunt alert was for. perhaps it will always remain a mystery.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)

Perhaps.

*Scratches metaphorical beard*
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)

maybe it was self-referential...

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)

its for him >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
over there.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Wed 10 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)