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From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)
( , Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
clever...
thread jack.....
our work is currently being flooded by the mens loos.....yuk
smelly blergh!
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:05,
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our work is currently being flooded by the mens loos.....yuk
smelly blergh!
lucky you have any toilets
for some reason there are none in our 6th form,
they locked them for good or something.
They were crap before, no bog roll, no locks, urinals blocked and stuff.
Why can schools get away with it?
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:10,
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they locked them for good or something.
They were crap before, no bog roll, no locks, urinals blocked and stuff.
Why can schools get away with it?
In my school they did that and someone
nicked the headmistresses handbag and curled a Richard in it and left outside her office
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:11,
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A Richard?
From this point on, all of mine will be called "Richards"
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:13,
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ewwww!
the worst we ever did was place a fish in the storage heater for the next year when we left...yum warm fish smell....:(
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:13,
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A mate of mine
let off a timed paint bomb in the school common room, you could hear the explosion for miles around
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:16,
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My school was next to a TA Centre
Whenever there was a maths test, or some such, the IRA would choose that time to phone the police, claiming they'd planted a bomb. Terrorists, eh?
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:19,
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i knew it
terrorists are all around us, even in our school classes.
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:24,
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what he said
they must provide toilet facilities. They should be closed if they can't.
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:21,
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well, we can use the year 10's toilet
which has no locks and if i have a shit i'll probably get put on one of 'those' registers
for people like pete townsend.
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:21,
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for people like pete townsend.
someone at my school
did a dump that was so long it started in the u bend and came right up the side of the bowl, over the lip where the fulsh water comes out, i.e. they must have had to stand while pooing.
A friend constructed a little flag from a cocktail stick and a post - it note saying 'you should shit for england' and stuck it in and it there it stayed for about 2 days.
thought you might like to know.
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:21,
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A friend constructed a little flag from a cocktail stick and a post - it note saying 'you should shit for england' and stuck it in and it there it stayed for about 2 days.
thought you might like to know.
go work in martlesham
the entire area smells like a pig farm for most of the summer.
except when the wind changes direction of course. then it smells like the household waste site.
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:10,
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except when the wind changes direction of course. then it smells like the household waste site.
drug use is neither big nor clever
which is why i'm 4ft tall with an iq of 57
anyway - screw you guys, i'm going home.
god bless the 7.30-4 shift
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Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:08,
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anyway - screw you guys, i'm going home.
god bless the 7.30-4 shift