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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Shop Gillian McKeith. Scatalogical TV quack Gillian McKeith has had some bad news: she's no longer allowed to call herself a doctor. Why? Because she isn't one. So, for no other reason than we think this is funny, let's photoshop her.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:42, archived)
# yawn,,,,,

(Gratch I'm a Massive Wanker!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I was right :P
b3ta.com/board/6862268
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6862275
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Couldn't there be a Noel Coward Compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:22, archived)
# a what now?
2
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:24, archived)
# When will there be a good compo?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Look, we're not having a car compo, alright?
Just drop it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I could do with a car compo, or a compo involving kiwi fruit.
Either's good.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Why not
suggest one? If people think it's good, it'll get used.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)
# So did someone suggest this compo then?
And did others click "I like this" on it?

*rubs chin and stares accusingly*

Oh, just one more thing before I go, sir...
/Columbo
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Nope
This one was dreamt up by the secret committee who set image challenges when the board doesn't come up with anything. Ideally, the board would set it every week, In reality, this doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I miss the days when
we got to suggest then vote at a set time every week. I know it's a shitload of hassle for you, but I'm sure Jessie would give you a jaffa cake if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)
# This!
And bring back compo judging!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# yes! THIS!
(please?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)
# this sounds really good
although I've only got paint :(
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Have you been here all day?
If so, you aren't me
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I've been getting the hang of it
apparently accusing people of being lots of other different people is quite common
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# LOL! YOU MUST BE DAVEW27!
My chair is still broken
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# and you aren't allowed to say lol
but smilies appear to be ok
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# To be a good davew27 you must ignore all these unwritten rules

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# there's only 5 people on the internets, don't you know?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I know who 3 of them are
Who are the other two?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Dame Judy Dench
and Cthulu
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# NOT WHILE I'M DRINKING TEA, YOU CAHNT!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:15, archived)
# paint is the tool of champions young she-dave.
fear not.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# your right you know
and scientists have proved it fights tooth decay...with an AXE
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)
# tea fights tooth decay
and death
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# she dave
he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# That made me LOL

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I would have a go at drawing her
but I'm not sure why its funny

She's the woman who it turns out was not actually a doctor
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# You are a far better davew27 than me
*resigns*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# YAY
*throws Vector Car leaving party*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Why not fix my chair and my PS2 instead?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# what am I your Chair and PS2 fixing bitch?
Am I Dave?
Am I Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# give it time
and you wont
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# No
I mean better, as in better
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 the autocomplete for this field is empty., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:57, archived)
# oh
in that case it is a compliment.
Not much of one but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# yes.
you're not wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# just shop her head into a german skat scene.
equals instant compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# that new article is so very very funny.
she is actually a long running joke.
i feel sorry for her family.
i also fear that there will be many images of poo.
i also feel sorry for the people who said to themselves "i dont mind her looking at my poo, she's a doctor and so it's okay for her to look at my poo."
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# she's not a dr now, is she?

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)
# yup, and if i'd let her see my poo, i'd be feeling a little rotten right now.
but luckily i dont parade my poo to anyone who cares to name themselves a dr
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# just laird
and I'd really rather you didn't post it to me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well pearoast this then...

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ha ha
I likes me that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Am I the only one tired of all these obscure celebrity challenges?

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Which
other ones have we done?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Well, I guess it's obscure celebrity references in general
which have taken over the British sense of humour.

What happened to farts and pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Hey
Photoshop McKeith farting while eating a pie! Comedy gold!
(It's my b3taday! in vino veritas, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# cf. "Shop Macca".
Ok he's not so obscure, but still just asking you to 'shop a picture of someone doesn't really invite much thought.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)
# It's Stick Figure Ninja bait, I tells ya.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I still don't know who she is but the google image results are hilarious :D

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:05, archived)
# ^This.
Who is she and why should I care?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)