Presenting... Sooty the Bastard

( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)

now that's a chubby!

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)

Not half
Bloke at school had the nickname "Swiss Roll" - it was short but very chubby.
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

and had jam all down the middle

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post232142, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

my gran's favourite.
slut
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

Some people prefer girth.
Rather than length.

Depends on where it's going, I suppose.
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

phew
www.b3ta.com/board/6914115
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

I am at work, you almighty trolley!
I can barely see through all that pin, you know.
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

haha
sorry!

I'm at work too.

Feelin dangerous.
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

Wait, where was my version?
I have a distinct lack of erection right now that needs to be rectified! erected! erectified!

*edit* Congrats btw. Can't believe I missed it. Sexface's too.
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

erectified
:D new word for the new month!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)

haha i didnt think of that one
I feel guilty for automatically thinking "rectumfied"
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)

as you should
clean out your brain with bleach young ..er... man ;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

haha
rectified.

erm... I'm at work at the mo... erm... it's not on this computer... i'll check when I get home, but it may have been deleted... will eroticisms do?
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)

Fine, but only if you stroke your thigh and pretend its mine.

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

I'll do better than that
I'll kiss my own neck and pretend it's yours.

*strains neck*
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

Great, now lick your elbows suggestively!

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

*rubs nipples with elbows*

( dbroon hmmm, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahahahaha WINNER

( mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

Loving that.

( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

Loving you
*licks*

woo to the pic too /relurk
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

Hello glorious!
(Oh, by the way, a band called Fathoms has added you on myspace- that's my band so please say yes!)
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

righty ho
will do ... unless I've already said no in which case try again :D

I wish I were londoning it up this weekend :(
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)

I wish you were too.
You could come and stay with me and the lads.
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

up the bottom.

( mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha!

( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hahahaha!
ACE!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)