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#

What should I doodle this'arvo?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Haslet
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# This is probabily my favourite one yet!
*edit* oh, uh More adventures of Captain Kerry
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Agree^
Do a spin off series!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
#


*edit* Maybe I should make this thing a little smaller
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Or Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# thats the one
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# bigger!
5 squillion x 10 pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Captain Kerry's Derring-Do Upholstery Adventures
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# an elephant in a gokart
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# on antibiotics
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# fitter
happier
(horrid, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ooh
is he available for hire?

draw nurse sally singing into her hair brush while wearing just a t shirt and pants!
please
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ^this
but the pants must have a red cross on them
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Ewwwww
oh I see, medic pants
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# or medicated pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# But you dont have dandruff...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# not in my crotch anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# The correct answer is
"No, just great looking hair"

Jeesh, am I the only one with a wealth of pointless info in my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
I buy my pants on prescription
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# A 1950s Ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# lucky bastard!
*delves down back of sofa*
*has arm bitten off by a mutated 7 year old turkey sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yaay!
a mighty find!

Denizen Robot wars
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Bill Murray opening a can of peaches
while Barbara Streisand looks on from a cage by the window.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# b3ta needs more Bill Murray
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# The world would be a magnificant place
if it had 12% more Bill Murray in all aspects
*Edit - Fuck it, I'm gonna draw him myself..... There a youngish version, I'll Toastify him later perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *nods*
EDIT: \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# now, that, is brilliant!
have some woo yay houpla panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# here we are deep in ve undergwowf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# It looks nothing like David Bellamy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Exactly what...
...are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It's a promising start
but tell us, what happens next?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Murray opens the tin leaving a jagged edge which he throws at Streisand
Slicing her gigantic nose from top to bottom it leaves a gaping wound in to which the acidic Peach juice sprays.

She proceeds to squeal and shout in pain for 57 minutes, all of which is recorded on to an old C60 Bill had handy which he then sells as her greatest work to date.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# yarghgles
yargh
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ooooh Tales of Derring do!
SA But Magnetic...
And stuck together...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# teenage mutant ninja female turtles

sexyness in a halfshell
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# riches indeed!
go, tiny officer!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Classic!
The SA crew as the crew from Serenity/firefly
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# this^^^^^
do this
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# YES!
Art = Mal
Pip = Jayne
Scarlett = River
Kat = Inara

:D

my girlfriend bought me limited edition framed stills of serenity for my birthday yesterday. i am teh well happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *wants to steal you and your Girlfriend*
edit: I agree with the castings too,
But that's for JJ's judgments!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# she bought me a Mal action figure too
mint in box :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *cries*
you lucky man you!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Ooo you lucky barsteward
Leonard = Book
Jack Denizen = Reaver
Hilary = Wife of Wash (brain block, cant remamber her name)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# psssst
you mean Zoe
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Thats the one
as punishment I shall watch my Firefly DVDs again.

And again, and again
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# i foolishly lent mine to big rob
and never remember to ask for them back whenever i see him :(
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
# The ginger fuhurer?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Who would be
the lovely Kaylee?
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Damn, run out of SA characters
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Kayleigh
must be Scarlett
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Makes sense
I would rather have Kaylee than River anyway (in all senses of the word 'have')
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)
# something to do with chocolate fingers or serenity.
or corsets.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# or all three!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *checks gaz for saucy corset pic*
*is dissapointed*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Who's Gaz?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# A PIMP DADDY MOTHERLOVER and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha
With speak like that have you entered yourself into the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT FOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# there you go.
no sending it around though..!! (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# haha as If I would
*prints off 1000 copies*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *gets in queue*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# order one for me
i'll repay you in beer

speaking of which, fancy some beverages next week?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hey mugatu, remember that time i saved you from those angry gorilla's?
and you said that you'd repay me someday?
well here's your chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
#


feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# awww
cant i have one too? tis my birthday n'all....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# i dont ACTUALLY know who you are though...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# thats because no-one has a bash anywhere near greebo towers
and thus i dont get to meet y'all :(

/longs for the olden days of the b3ta bashes
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# where are you hiding then?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
# you ACTUALLY know who i am
but i've already seen you in a corset
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# not the photo that muggles got hehehe
front view dontcha know!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)
# but you do know me.



...yes, i know that's the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# All three together!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# All 3! :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Lots of ice cream!
(duck Quack !, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# a monkey opening a door
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# The Edge from U2
edging towards the edge of a cliff, a sheep wedged firmly over the edge of his cock.
Bono looks on mockingly, sneering about how it's only an urban myth and the sheep won't really back up onto his cock.

This infuriates 4dam Clayton who rushes forward and claws a hole in Bono's fat belly with his talon like nails. Blood and guts spill everywhere, the grass runs red with Bono's innards.

The smell sends the Edge into a frenzy of lust and he abandons his sheep and uses his hard cock to hammer a new hole in Bono's cooling skull, which he gently makes love to until dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Or...
Some pretty flowers?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# haha I was just gonna type that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# EDGY
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Slim did it
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# sexy viking women.
beating up ninjas.

or more hidden dots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ^this please!
there aren't enough Vikings around nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Please can you draw
A rancid, long forgotten corpse, dumped months ago in a bush, being anally raped by stray dog, while the dogs owner, instead of reporting his find to the authorities, spends the afternoon inserting his cock into every rotting hole available. But could you make it edgy?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# we're not interested in your dumfries adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# if the dog is a stray
how come it's got an owner?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# The owner is stray too
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# A hobo?
A dosser?

A tramp?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# arf
I wish I'd thought up the Captain Kerry character
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# 4dam trying to tease an erection from his battered withered cock
whilst inserting a frozen haddock into his gaping lube encrusted ringpiece.

That or yiffy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Why not both?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# SICKO.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Just give the frozen haddock TITS
EDGY TITS
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hmmm
Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
#
interesting
EDGY
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)
# a shorn prawn with some thorn porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# fantastic as usual sir!
woo + yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)